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Oh what a day. One more week of Chapter 11, thank god! I went to visit at my new job this afternoon. I am so excited to go back.
So tonight was interesting. I could sum it up in 2 words...JACK DROVE. Yes, Dirty, Riley and I risked our lives and actually let Jack drive us around. First we get in his gay little car and he has 1-a jacket 2-his man bag 3-his cell phone and 4-a cd...IN HIS LAP!! I asked him how he planned on driving like that. His response? "Oh, I drive with stuff in my lap all the time." I wondered for a second if maybe this was the problem, but I decided no. Then we went to get Dirty. As we are backing out of her tricky driveway he admittedly mistakes the gas for the brakes and we peel out onto Englewood in reverse at about 35 MPH. This is when we started discussing how most fatal car accidents happen within 5 miles of home. We were suddenly in a hurry to get as far away from home as possible. Then we were driving down Parker and he just randomly stops at some corner...that has NO stop sign. NO STOP SIGN!!! Just stopped. Dirty and I were dying. And...as if that wasn't enough...then we were driving down Fries and we were in the middle of a block...no where near a corner...and he stopped again!! There was a Children Playing sign he thought he'd stop for. Brilliant. The man is lucky I didn't pee in his front seat. God I love him. Oddly enough, the drive home was rather uneventful.
I am angry with Dirty now because she is being childish. She got spaghetti sauce on her clothes tonight. While I felt bad for her, I saw no reason to all of a sudden turn in to a snotty little brat. Now her PC has a virus and you'd think by the way she's acting that her person has been infected with the Bubonic Plague! Maybe it's just me, but I have bigger things to worry about in life. I still love her tho. She just needs to get over her PMS and all will be well.
Now I am going to go to bed because I am dead tired.
So tonight was interesting. I could sum it up in 2 words...JACK DROVE. Yes, Dirty, Riley and I risked our lives and actually let Jack drive us around. First we get in his gay little car and he has 1-a jacket 2-his man bag 3-his cell phone and 4-a cd...IN HIS LAP!! I asked him how he planned on driving like that. His response? "Oh, I drive with stuff in my lap all the time." I wondered for a second if maybe this was the problem, but I decided no. Then we went to get Dirty. As we are backing out of her tricky driveway he admittedly mistakes the gas for the brakes and we peel out onto Englewood in reverse at about 35 MPH. This is when we started discussing how most fatal car accidents happen within 5 miles of home. We were suddenly in a hurry to get as far away from home as possible. Then we were driving down Parker and he just randomly stops at some corner...that has NO stop sign. NO STOP SIGN!!! Just stopped. Dirty and I were dying. And...as if that wasn't enough...then we were driving down Fries and we were in the middle of a block...no where near a corner...and he stopped again!! There was a Children Playing sign he thought he'd stop for. Brilliant. The man is lucky I didn't pee in his front seat. God I love him. Oddly enough, the drive home was rather uneventful.
I am angry with Dirty now because she is being childish. She got spaghetti sauce on her clothes tonight. While I felt bad for her, I saw no reason to all of a sudden turn in to a snotty little brat. Now her PC has a virus and you'd think by the way she's acting that her person has been infected with the Bubonic Plague! Maybe it's just me, but I have bigger things to worry about in life. I still love her tho. She just needs to get over her PMS and all will be well.
Now I am going to go to bed because I am dead tired.