Thursday. My off day at last.
Wow. Everyone has so much to write about. I'm blank. Sorry dudes.
WAIT. I think, maybe, I might have, well, I've moved down one belt buckle? That's news, eh?
Steven and I had a long chat the other day. We decided that I can't lose weight because my body fat percentage is too low already, so what I need to do is get fit. Fitness! It's on.
So pumped about Erin moving here in like nine days. Excitment. We're gonna get fit together. Erin, the word has spread about you. Hottie on her way to Flo-town. Look out for boys. Blame Steven.
Ben and I made pie this morning for his family. Oh boy. Pie. Wow.
Thus, today after Jason and I played tennis, and I was in a jerky mood, I decided to bake him some cookies so he won't hate me anymore. They're dang good too.
FYI, Saran wrap and I are NOT friends. Why do they call it cling wrap? There is no clinging going on!!
The puffer fish, Spartacus, Spartacus, Spartacus, and Spartacus are all doing great. Thanks for asking.
Quit! Pay my cable bill!!
WAIT. I think, maybe, I might have, well, I've moved down one belt buckle? That's news, eh?
Steven and I had a long chat the other day. We decided that I can't lose weight because my body fat percentage is too low already, so what I need to do is get fit. Fitness! It's on.
So pumped about Erin moving here in like nine days. Excitment. We're gonna get fit together. Erin, the word has spread about you. Hottie on her way to Flo-town. Look out for boys. Blame Steven.
Ben and I made pie this morning for his family. Oh boy. Pie. Wow.
Thus, today after Jason and I played tennis, and I was in a jerky mood, I decided to bake him some cookies so he won't hate me anymore. They're dang good too.
FYI, Saran wrap and I are NOT friends. Why do they call it cling wrap? There is no clinging going on!!
The puffer fish, Spartacus, Spartacus, Spartacus, and Spartacus are all doing great. Thanks for asking.
Quit! Pay my cable bill!!