Becuase Christmas is fast approaching...
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Dickens
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Bah, humbug. You'll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it.
Ghost of Jacob Marley
Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you're mean.
Three Ghosts of Christmas
You're mean.
Ebenezer Scrooge
At last, I have seen the light. Let's dance in the streets. Have some money.
THE END
By Charles Dickens
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
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Ebenezer Scrooge
Bah, humbug. You'll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it.
Ghost of Jacob Marley
Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you're mean.
Three Ghosts of Christmas
You're mean.
Ebenezer Scrooge
At last, I have seen the light. Let's dance in the streets. Have some money.
THE END