everyone's crazy except me...

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so...im getting fired from Outback. went in last night about an hour before my shift, ordered a bacon cheeseburger. came out without any bacon (big surprise). so i go into the kitchen to get some bacon for my cheeseburger that i paid for, which is usually sitting in the window. bacon wasn't there today, so I asked one of the cooks: "Hey man, you guys got some bacon back there?" no answer. so i asked the bi-polar manager standing behind the line "Hey can I get some bacon?" "For what?" "My burger," i answered, " Mad Max, comes with bacon, mine didnt have bacon." some girl standing next to me starts getting on me: "Chill, look cant you see they have a thousand things going on? we dont have an expo, we dont have anything..." Okay...i looked in the window and saw One ticket. I'm like-"Im sorry, but thats not my fault. I'm just trying to get some bacon. if i were a customer, this shit would have been sent back." Crazy manager speaks: "Matt you can go home!" WHAT? I'm thinking..."Uh...okay? Can I get some bacon?" I may or may not have said "All I want is some fucking bacon." i started to walk away, crazy psycho manager calls out "Bacon in the Window!" so i walk up, snatch up the bacon, and walk out. the Key Manager that night walks up to me as im about to eat the burger i paid for, and tells me I have to leave. she was sent to make sure I left the building. I couldnt believe it. "WHAT? What the hell is going on?" whatever, fuck that place, i left. come to find out im being fired for "Cussing out the manager" the psycho one i apparently was yelling and cursing and ranting at. seriously...has everyone gone mad?

my bro calls me up today "Hey man I just wanted to tell you this outrageous gossip thats going around about you. this ho Sheena it seems was going around telling everbody that I used to hit my ex-girlfriend. Who the fuck does she think she is? Crazy thing is I've actually already heard that one. some girl Michelle Pruit apparently heard the same thing... don't mean to call anyone out...but Where are they getting this shit? Who the hell would go around lying like that? i mean seriously...has everyone gone mad?

well anyway...im gonna go get drunk!

GET DRUNK!