Oct 29, 2011 16:54
last night, at the wang center, awaiting the duran duran concert, jeff & i are unable to locate the entrance to the mezzanine. he is a boy and he has been grouchy all night, and i say, "go ask them." he says, "wait right here", indicating a wall to stand against. a guy on a bench calls to me, "there's a bench right here." i say, "he's making me stand right here."
on the way home jeff complains that i am always in the tub during trick-or-treating, and i am the one who loves children and also costumes, so i should hand out the candy. I say, "you can rewind that little thought and put it back in the kitchen."
today at dunkins (i think it was almost three but it felt like morning, know those days that feel like mornings all day? isn't that a line from life in a northern town by dream academy?) a guy says, "this town has the most dunkin donuts per square footage. is that in the town ordinance or something?" i say, "nine."