The Quil Demands an Omelet

[traceroo]

Heh heh... Hi Kiddies!

This is The Quil. You may remember me from past illnesses in Georgia and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts! Now I'm serving the great Lone Star State of Texas -- or should I say it's serving me? I managed to convince Trace that I'd be rendered inert, horribly damaged by the high temperatures inside the pod during transit. But

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Quil, tell Trace to get a job. And stop calling her Tracey!

[tashewolf]

I know, I know -- you can do whatever you want. Your powers are LIMITLESS!

Do tell Trace that in the unemployed meantime, however, she's been entertaining me madly whenever I have a moment.

Oh, and.... see if you can convince her to get a duck.

Dear Quil,

[candyaddicted]

Dear Quil,

Please convince Trace to set up an illegal cock-fighting ring in the garage. My bookie Sid said we could make millions!

X.O.X.O
Candy

Ah, Candy Candy, I love you girl

[traceroo]

You wily little strumpet you! What a clever idea. I'll be remembering you come the rainy season in autumn, just you wait!

The Quil

Love you too Traceroo! =0)

[candyaddicted]

I love that Strumpet and Crumpet rhyme! If I ever become a stripper, I know what my name is going to be! Crumpet the Sexy Strumpet!

[jatrina]

Ewww Vertigo... take motion sickness tablets! Don't let the Quil fool you like this! Err, I mean, hello there Quil. Could you please put Trace on the phone? I have a talking bird I want her to hear...