This was an interesting forward. If I hadn't been warned in person that it was coming, I may have just deleted it. Check it out:
Draw a pig.
My results:
Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates;
OR
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
(It's 'face' was facing front but the body was sort of facing right. I couldn't decide which it was.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a good listener.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a good sex life. (Heh.....sure....if you say so....)
Health Update: Still under the weather...or something like that. Not as bad as yesterday or the day before. Still on cough meds and cold/flu stuff.