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beardedlynie 1. Say something good that happened to you today: free lunch!
2. What is your general philosophy of life? always be open to learning.
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? abusive relationship
4. How old is your inner child? my what?
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? all i have to say about that is i have faith in me.
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? nope
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5):
we are not lonely.
we are just images of
people with feelings.
8. Favorite animal? grizmo
9. Favorite LJ community? the pictures of cats and ferrets.
10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? coffee
11. Idealist or realist? a little of both
12. Are you lucky or unlucky? don't believe in luck.
13. How much do you normally tip? 20 %
14. Last time you got sick? today was feeling kinda pukey.
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? i like the old standby fuck off. i usually save the fuck you's for when i'm really really pissed.
16. Best movie made before 1970? Funny Face
17. After 1970? reality bites (ok not best but favorite yes)
Vickie: Don't Bogart that can, man...
Troy Dyer: Are you retarded?
Vickie: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy...
18. Within the past five years? the Royal Tenenbaums
Royal: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I really appreciate that.
19. What is your quest? not sure...but if i had to say something...i supose learning.
20. Favorite TV drama? not much tv these days...but i do like six feet under.
21. Favorite sitcom? don't have one
22. Favorite reality show? nope
23. Favorite game show? still no
24. Favorite talk show? and no.
25. A quote that sticks in your head:
26. Favorite toy as a child? strawberry shortcake
27. Last thing you made with your own hands? a crochet hat
28. Last fight you got into? i fight all the time...i'm fiesty.
29. Last time you were hospitalized? i have no idea...maybe 5 years ago but not really they let me out after about 15 hours.
30. Favorite kind of flower? orchid
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? nope
32. Favorite word? ornery
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? trash
34. Favorite book as a child? i have no idea
35. Favorite book as a juvenile? flowers in the attic
36. Favorite book as an adult? Junky william s. burroughs
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? today. at david my coworker
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 2 younger sister and brother
39. Make _____, not war: time for me
40. Favorite band? the postal service
41. Favorite songwriter?
42. Favorite performer? like them all.
43. Surprise parties ? yes, or no? sure why not.
44. Where do you get your news from? npr
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of
choice be? words, violence is never the answer.
46. Favorite kind of soup? this spicey koren ramen can't remember the name of it.
47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair
from? ok ah who cares?
48. What is happiness to you? coffee, good friend, and gossip. just connecting.
49. Least favorite household chore? yeah, i don't really do chores. but i do really hate cleaning up animal poo.
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night?lay in bed with the lights off.
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook ? who is cooler? well i'm gonna have to go with tinkerbell. cause she was way cooler than both those fools.
52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. ?I was here? on anything? don't think so.
53. Favorite mythology? ok so this doen't really count...but cajun folklore...when a butterfly lands on you it is a loved one that passed away telling you they are ok.
54. Favorite magazine? Bitch
55. Law & Order ? original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? Original. I freakin love law and order. back in the good ol'days when i had tnt. me and the ex would catch it twice a day if we could.
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? nice shoes wanna fuck.
57. Best job you ever had? coffee bitch but had the best boss ever possible!
58. What do you know how to fix? not too much...i can proof read papers and tell you what sucks about it.
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? places with good coffee.
60. Favorite munchie? granola bars
61. Movie with the best one-liners? i have no idea.
62. How do you groom your nails ? painting?
63. Last pity party you held for yourself? oh those are always fun but don't take too long.
64. Last post-it note written? today. 'becky, here are the print outs of the pictures 'heart' traber'
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where
would it be? arrgh...i know exactly when but i don't care to share.
66. How much money do you have in cash right now? seven bucks in the pocket.
67. What's the best joke you know how to tell? i'm not good at telling jokes.
68. Last gift that you gave someone? dylan's bday 2 books 'the sun also rises' and a book i haven't read but looked good. and a moleskin pocket sized journal.
69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it.] when will you graduate? ask again later.
70. Favorite superhero? i don't have one...
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? i never know all the words...i kinda just make them up as i go along (bad memory)
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? cat food, cat litter, catnip.
73. Worst habit? smoking
74. Last thing you quit? zoloft
75. WB ? too cheesy for it?s own good, or just cheesy enough? it's cheese.
76. Pet peeve? chewing with your mouth open. why?
77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? water
78. Do you wear a watch? no. it stopped.
79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? talking to red.
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? sleeping
81. What's preventing you from doing that? i'm bored.
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? sleep it's nighttime.
83. Have you ever been arrested? nope
84. Favorite kind of poetry? modernist poets. william carlos williams
85. Favorite kind of music? all kinds.
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? none
87. What are you a member of? nothing.
88. Do you like green eggs and ham? nope
89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? depends
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? ahahaha...no way.
91. Favorite John Hughes film? pretty in pink
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? no
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? Econ (brief stint as a business major at lsu) Geology (also at lsu. never went to class. never left my room actually , was a bad bad year for me)
94. Favorite comedian? Margaret chow
95. Monkeys ? funny, yes? ok
96. Favorite Beatles song? Within You, Without You
97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? oh please, it's hot as hell here. drive.
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? nope
99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? no
100. What do you want on your tombstone?
I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love,
If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
You will hardly know who I am or what I mean,
But I shall be good health to you nevertheless,
And filter and fibre your blood.
Failing to fetch me at first keep encouraged,
Missing me one place search another,
I stop somewhere waiting for you.
~Whitman, Leaves of grass