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[tra_cey_davis]

Oh. Merlin.

Yesterday was my surprise party - it was so much fun! Except, I can't remember much of what happened (apparently a lot.) I stayed over at Lavender's house for the night and we gossiped and such, and looked at the pictures we took during the party. Lavender was a really big help with my uh, "boy problem."

I left Lavender's early this

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[shapely_millie]

Would you mind telling me what is going on?

Theodore returned to the penthouse at the break of dawn with a bruised up face, mumbling over something about a 'stupid Hufflepoof' and 'skinny dipping' and I've never seen so much vomit in my life.

[tra_cey_davis]

Well, Lavender threw a booze-filled surprise party for me last night, and invited Theo. And, apparently, Ernie and Theo got in a fight. Well, if you call Ernie punching Theo and then leaving a 'fight'...

However, as for skinny dipping... Either it didn't happen, or I have a very selective memory.

[shapely_millie]

Apparantly? Apparantly you do have a selective memory! I had to heal a bruised eye. How could you let Macmillan punch Theodore in the face? I can't believe you'd pick Macmillan over Theodore. No, I take that back. You've been canoodling with Macmillan and the rest of the Gryffindors for weeks, ignoring the Slytherins. I see where your loyalty truly lies.

[tra_cey_davis]

Millie, I was slobbering drunk. I didn't learn that Ernie punched Theo until this morning and I don't remember a thing about it.

And besides, I didn't 'pick' Ernie over Theo.

How... is he, by the way?

[shapely_millie]

You should know I am not sympathetic towards your flimsy excuse since Macmillans post states he punched Theodore right in front of you. Whether or not you picked Macmillan, you still ended up with the doofus.

You should ask him yourself. I'm not a messenger girl. I won't even tell him we had a chat.

[tra_cey_davis]

Yes, I was there, I don't deny that. However, I was completely drunk and all I can remember is talking on vu, going to find Ernie, and then talking to Lavender about some things. If I was in my right mind, I wouldn't have let Ernie punch Theo. I promise you that.

He doesn't want to talk to me. We're still 'fighting.'

[shapely_millie]

Then perhaps you would have remained a dignified Slytherin had you not been carousing with those Gryffindor floozies.

You wouldn't have that problem if you weren't off frolicking with Macmillan.

[tra_cey_davis]

I wouldn't have gone frolicking with Ernie if...

Never mind. The point is, you don't know the story behind this, therefore you cannot comment on the right or wrong aspects of what I'm doing.

[shapely_millie]

Of course I don't.

[tra_cey_davis]

Now what do you mean by that? I know sarcasm when I see it.

[shapely_millie]

I don't mean anything by it. I don't know the story, remember?

[tra_cey_davis]

Tell me the truth...

Is it that obvious?

[shapely_millie]

Are you really that daft to ask me that here? Where everyone can read all about it and gossip?

[tra_cey_davis]

Fine. Be prepared to explain what you mean in response to a vmail, then.

[shapely_millie]

Gladly. If I remember.

[tra_cey_davis]

I'm vmailing you now. Unless you have a short-term memory, you will remember to reply to it.