BOW how do u like me now?
my intelligence once again used for a peice of comedy as i take u into the world in which my eyes see in a daily routine of my life.....so let it begin..
OK so im workin at the publix, the weirdest yet coolest place to work in the world...thats a different story....when a friend by the name of andrea willett walks in to turn my world upside down...now naturally im glad to c friends at work as it tends to get boring but tonite was different....she approached me and i asked her wha she was doin and of course she said shopping...ok i should have guessed that but what was coming next i never would of predicted...she specified wha she was shopping for....tampons...that single word put my mind in a bind that i couldnt resist..all i could see was a spiral of red blood and paper towel like cloths soaking the blood...a never ending thought of pure nasty red juices surrounding me as if im the enemy...im now backed into a corner(inside the urethra mind u) as the blood cells approach closer...i try to explain to them its not my fault and that eve ate the apple before adam could of even known what to do with it besides chuck it ate her melon sized head(as boys naturally do to flirt). then before another breath could b taken they jumped on me in an effort to make me part of the suffering that the uterus felt...then i snapped backed to reality and realized i dropped sum ladies cantelope trying to bag it....
a bit of info from caleb
OK so im workin at the publix, the weirdest yet coolest place to work in the world...thats a different story....when a friend by the name of andrea willett walks in to turn my world upside down...now naturally im glad to c friends at work as it tends to get boring but tonite was different....she approached me and i asked her wha she was doin and of course she said shopping...ok i should have guessed that but what was coming next i never would of predicted...she specified wha she was shopping for....tampons...that single word put my mind in a bind that i couldnt resist..all i could see was a spiral of red blood and paper towel like cloths soaking the blood...a never ending thought of pure nasty red juices surrounding me as if im the enemy...im now backed into a corner(inside the urethra mind u) as the blood cells approach closer...i try to explain to them its not my fault and that eve ate the apple before adam could of even known what to do with it besides chuck it ate her melon sized head(as boys naturally do to flirt). then before another breath could b taken they jumped on me in an effort to make me part of the suffering that the uterus felt...then i snapped backed to reality and realized i dropped sum ladies cantelope trying to bag it....
a bit of info from caleb