I'm not dead yet.
Apparently I am acting captain of the Nebuchadnezzar. Score.
Please do not make me have to give any gratuitous, I'm-a-bitch-and-will-kick-your-ass speeches like the one I gave Neo that one time. I am about to get married. I don't want to deal with your shit.
Contrary to popular belief, my piloting/driving/otherwise moving a vehicle skills are pretty damned good. And no, I did not escape the freeway chase simply due to Agent crushes negligence. So please do not panic. I promise not to maim, kill, or otherwise injure your precious bodies intentionally anyway.
Neo, I love you.
Also, please don't ask about where I got those Hot Naked Agents magazines. And no, I do not have any more.
Please do not make me have to give any gratuitous, I'm-a-bitch-and-will-kick-your-ass speeches like the one I gave Neo that one time. I am about to get married. I don't want to deal with your shit.
Contrary to popular belief, my piloting/driving/otherwise moving a vehicle skills are pretty damned good. And no, I did not escape the freeway chase simply due to Agent crushes negligence. So please do not panic. I promise not to maim, kill, or otherwise injure your precious bodies intentionally anyway.
Neo, I love you.
Also, please don't ask about where I got those Hot Naked Agents magazines. And no, I do not have any more.