Obsessions
After over 15 years messing with desktop Linux, I finally got tired of fiddling drivers and got a Mac Mini. Good decision.
As a perhaps unfortunate side effect I've gotten into World of Warcraft. My mentor, Kremlin, recently revealed his evil plan to me (my irrelevant dialog deleted):
Now sack up and finish that scotch.
When I'm done with you, you will be the drunkest goddamned jobless WoW player the world has ever seen.
You will win 25-man three-drake Sartheron raids by tanking Sartheron around the perimeter while hoarsely vomiting into a bag at your side and laughing into raid chat with a macro.
You will never need another date because night elves of both sexes will line up in front of you in Goldshire for the rights to cyber with you.
You will live your dream world in a drunken haze of super-saturated colour beamed at you at a thousand candle power in the dead of night, your monthly fees draining the stolen credit cards of friends and family.
You will die on camera on the internet, justly claiming the mantle "hardcore", but not before Kael Thazud dies, dropping your T8 epic head piece.
You are my life's work.
It's good to have guidance in this confusing world.
As a perhaps unfortunate side effect I've gotten into World of Warcraft. My mentor, Kremlin, recently revealed his evil plan to me (my irrelevant dialog deleted):
Now sack up and finish that scotch.
When I'm done with you, you will be the drunkest goddamned jobless WoW player the world has ever seen.
You will win 25-man three-drake Sartheron raids by tanking Sartheron around the perimeter while hoarsely vomiting into a bag at your side and laughing into raid chat with a macro.
You will never need another date because night elves of both sexes will line up in front of you in Goldshire for the rights to cyber with you.
You will live your dream world in a drunken haze of super-saturated colour beamed at you at a thousand candle power in the dead of night, your monthly fees draining the stolen credit cards of friends and family.
You will die on camera on the internet, justly claiming the mantle "hardcore", but not before Kael Thazud dies, dropping your T8 epic head piece.
You are my life's work.
It's good to have guidance in this confusing world.