A fine example of Chinglish
Miss Boo chose a fabulously craptastic piece of craft while at Reverse Garbage the other week. It's a outline picture of two cartoon koalas, and a bunch of tubes "filled" with glitter suspended in water. The idea is you squeeze out the glitter mix into the appropriate bits of the pictures, and then paint it in and then let it dry, and voila! A fine example of glitter art (which must only be second to velvet art in the pantheon of bogan art). Only most of the tubes had dried out, the glitter came out in clumps (if at all) and the whole thing just didn't work.
She recently rediscovered it, and then asked every day of the holidays if she could make the picture on the front. I finally relented, she had great fun with glitter and water, and I had great fun reading the instructions.
Because the image isn't entirely clear, I shall reproduce the words:
1. To choose one of your favorite picture and to consider the whole provided colour.
2. Using the glue tube to press the paints and put the Paints into a position in which you will add the colour.
3. Using the toothpick slowly to trim the picture'sedge.
4. After natually dried.you can put it into your favourite position.
Attention:
1. Put the pigment to entrance inside absolutely not to.
2. Fill the color after completing,please cover the bottle to cover good, the in order to prevent pigment overflows.
3. If discover the pigment fucks too, can add just the right amount the few clear water mixs evenly.
I honestly find it hard to pick my favourite bit. I do love the contemplative start, but I almost laughed tea out my nose on "if discover the pigment fucks too". Awesome stuff.