Will you post your username so we can assign you a SUPERHERO NAME and some snazzy SUPERHERO POWERS?
I guess you can go anon if you want to be mean eg.
anon: anon
anotheranon: You are Captain Jerk and you have the amazing ability to Go Eat A Bag Of Dicks.
BUT REALLY IT SHOULD GO LIKE THIS
adelaidejewel: adelaidejewel
anon: You are Mistress Awesometastic and your superpower is that you can poop rainbows and sunshine.
Really I just wanted to use the phrase "go eat a bag of dicks".