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[arthurthefish]

Will you post your user name and allow anon to tell you how they would go about murdering you and disposing of the body?

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[miss_klutz]

Yeah, sure.

[adelaidejewel]

I would send you through a mega shredder and discard of the pieces in the recycle bin.

[technocratic]

You are kind of scary.

[sentimentation]

Smothered with kittens. Oh, and as for disposing of the body...um, I think the kittens would eventually take care of that.

[neverconcede]

haha go for it

[adelaidejewel]

I would rip out your teeth one-by-one with a dull knife. Then I would carve into your body and serve you for thanksgiving dinner at a homeless shelter.

[neverconcede]

The sad thing is, someone has actually said something similar to be more. I'm not even lying.

[technocratic]

WTF?!?!?!?!

[adelaidejewel]

Okay.

[sentimentation]

Bludgeoning with a dildo.
Then, um, idk. I'm not good at the body disposal part. I'd probably just leave it and run.

[adelaidejewel]

braid your hair and strangle you with it

[adelaidejewel]

Tie you spread-eagle on the ground above a bamboo sprout and let it slowly impale you as it grows. Once you're dead, I'd let weasels eat you.

[overwhelmingly]

Oh, sure!

[adelaidejewel]

I would jam a chainsaw up your vagina on a rainy day and let the water do with you what it will.

[sentimentation]

D: D: D: D:

[sentimentation]

Deer ticks! Thousands of them! They'll eat you all up.

[adelaidejewel]

I would arrange a Canada visitation with you, but when I got there, I would pull out some chloroform, zip you up in a sleeping bag and throw you into a river before it freezes.

[sentimentation]

Hire a hitman/hitwoman stripper to perform at your next party.

[anonymous]

pierce you every where until you bled to death