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[vinolent]

So, how's life?
Discuss current happenings or talk about what's on your mind.

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[anonymous]

pay no attention to that anon up there. I am neil patrick harris.

-n. p. harris

[anonymous]

you are an impostor.

-nph

[anonymous]

YOU are the impostor here.

-n. p. harris

[anonymous]

i think you are confusing me with someone else. i'm the famous neil patrick harris. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Patrick_Harris here is my wiki entry, that should solve any further confusion.

-nph

[anonymous]

no, i'm the famous neil patrick harris. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000439/ here is my imdb page, maybe that'll clear things up for you.

-n. p. harris

MUKLUK

[anonymous]

you are sadly mistaken. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TusJ8HSLaUs this is me in a commercial; you are not me because that is me in the commercial not you. therefore i am neil patrick harris. not you.

-nph

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

i'm afraid you are the one who is mistaken. this is me at the tony awards. were you at the tony awards? no, because you are not me. good day.

-n. p. harris

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

i am suing you for stealing my identity. this is getting rather unsettling.

-nph

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

you will be hearing from my lawyer for stealing my identity. and on livejournal no less! i'm hurt.

-n. p. harris

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

your lawsuit will not stand up in a court of law because the law is on my side, for i cannot still my own identity. i am neil patrick harris, born June 15, 1973, in albuquerque, new mexico. you, non-famous-neil patrick harris, are infringing on the law. prepare to be violated by my lawyer in a court of law.

-nph

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

if you were stealing your own identity, we wouldn't have a problem. however, you are stealing mine. neil patrick harris, son of ron and sheila harris. i starred as toto in my school's production of the wizard of oz. i'm looking forward to seeing you and your "lawyer" in court. or are you going to be pretending to be a lawyer next, too?

-n. p. harris

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

you know too much about me to not... be me... could it be we are both real neil patrick harrises..... but from alternative realities

imfreakingoutman

-nph

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

oh my god, you must be right! what is to be done about this?

-n. p. harris

Re: MUKLUK

[anonymous]

i am going to kill you so that i can publish proof of this first... i will no longer be known as a b list actor but instead a celebrated physicist....

i mean........ we could star in an old spice commercial together and make double the money.... excellent.... excellent..

-nph