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[toywiththeworld]

Well, well, well. Hasn't this just been a fascinating start to the year? Sparkles, people, and you lovely children getting all hot and bothered about them. One would think there'd been a death in the family, the way everyone's been going on about it.

Unfortunately, nothing quite so interesting has happened. Although, speaking of, how are our dear

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[bring_me_sake]

My my, Larxene. I hope you haven't forgotten that some of your dear professors are dear orphans, have you?

[toywiththeworld]

Not at all, professor. Where would you place yourself on the scale, do you think?

[bring_me_sake]

Somewhere at the bottom, swimming in a bottle of cheap sake. If I have chocolate, then I don't even rank.

[toywiththeworld]

I knew there was a reason I liked you, professor, even if you were a Hufflepuff. How's the hangover?

[bring_me_sake]

Hangover? Me? I'm hurt, Larxene. I thought we have orphan solidarity.

[toywiththeworld]

Orphan solidarity is a myth made up by the same people who think that children without parents should care, professor. I would have thought you of all people know that.

Damn it, it's still raining. I'm going to do some serious pouting soon if something isn't done about this.

[bring_me_sake]

I'm sure that the myth about chocolate that helps you loose weight was made up by the same people. Total rubbish, but what's a girl to do?

Pouting doesn't suit you Larxene. Although, you're giving me ideas about a rain charm for the next time you refuse to do an assignment.

[toywiththeworld]

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You are cruel and unusual.

[bring_me_sake]

And that is why Charms is your favourite subject this year, right?

[toywiththeworld]

Of course, professor! How could you ever have though otherwise? I think I'm hurt, you know. Look at me, in the picture. Right there, I'm reading Charms notes. Already.

[bring_me_sake]

Good girl! I'll see you in class.

[toywiththeworld]

Uh huh. You sure will.

[bring_me_sake]

Promise not to make anyone try to kill each other or cry in class? I might reconsider the rain charm. Maybe.

[toywiththeworld]

Professor, that's unfair. How people react is their own problem. It has absolutely nothing to do with me. You'll take away all my fun!