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[toywiththeworld]

Well, well, well. Hasn't this just been a fascinating start to the year? Sparkles, people, and you lovely children getting all hot and bothered about them. One would think there'd been a death in the family, the way everyone's been going on about it.

Unfortunately, nothing quite so interesting has happened. Although, speaking of, how are our dear

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[layers_of_snark]

Off to an early start in your conquest for "bitch of the year"?

[toywiththeworld]

I'm hurt! Honestly, why is everyone out to wound me today of all days? Couldn't you wait until it stops raining, at least? You're all so mean.

[layers_of_snark]

Wound you? Are there tickets available for that?

[toywiththeworld]

It's so depressing. It looks like you'll have to get in line, sweetcheeks.

Hmmn. Enough about me, Ino, let's talk about you. Like how's Sakura, and what did you do to piss her off so badly that she's posting locked entries about you?

[layers_of_snark]

What... are you talking about?

[toywiththeworld]

Oh! This is to precious! Oh, it really is my lucky day. First Roxas, and now this.

What do you want to give me for the information, Ino-pig?

[layers_of_snark]

Whatever, I'm not giving you a thing.

You're full of it Larxene. Sakura never said anything about me to you.

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, no! Of course she didn't! Don't be sily, not even idealistic Angel-boy would be dumb enough to share secrets with me.

No, I haven't spoken to the pink-kaired prude at all this year, although I have a feeling that may change soon enough. But that hasn't stopped her from writing up a locked entry in her journal. Of course, it's only locked to you, so it should be easy enough to get verification.

[layers_of_snark]

I hate you, Larxene. YOu have no idea.

[toywiththeworld]

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Why do you hate me? Ino-baby, I did you a favour, don't you see? Aren't people always saying the truth will set you free? I just gave you the truth, angelface. It's not my problem you couldn't handle it.

See, this is the thing that makes me laugh. Everyone says they want the truth, but really, they would all prefer to be lied to.

[layers_of_snark]

You didn't do me any favours and I'm not your baby.

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, I didn't say my baby, Ino-baby. It's more that you really just are one.

Have fun now, you hear me? I want lots of yelling and explosions between you and Sakura, understand? Soemthing has to keep me entertained around here.

[layers_of_snark]

Shut up!

[toywiththeworld]

Ino, help me with a social experiment, would you? I'm trying to figure out which is more painful - rich dady-girl angst or dead-parent angst. Who would you say has it worse right now, yourself or me?