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[toywiththeworld]

I swear to whatever fucking deity you pray to, that when I catch the little bitch who did this, you will be begging for death. I will torture you to within an inch of your GODFORSAKEN LIFE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU ENJOY IT.

...when I can move. Bitch.

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[friendlyscalpel]

Water? On you? Dearest me. I wonder how they managed to catch you unawares.

Even I...

You are fine now, I presume? If not, stop by.

[toywiththeworld]

Oh, Master Akabane! I was worried you had forgotten about little old me~

I'm quite fine now. Although, if I ever catch the bitch who did it, you will be tending to her in pieces.

[friendlyscalpel]

Are you that certain that whoever the culprit was was female?

From what I have seen, they snuck up behind you in a hallway, unless I misread, perhaps.

And I could never forget about you. After all, I still have one of your little knives indented in my infirmary office.

[toywiththeworld]

I was asleep, Akabane-sir. Certain...incidents have taught me to always be wary when walking the hallways. Therefore, the 'culprit' is female because males can't enter the girls dorms.

*smirk*

Oh, Akabane-sir, I'm touched! You kept it! Although, it's a kunai, not a 'little knife'. Be careful now, you might hurt my feelings~

[friendlyscalpel]

Well, there are any number of ways for men to get into those dorms, unless of course your batch has forgotten them all.

I have kept it indeed. I am, after all, a knife collector; your 'kunai' does have a rather unique design to it. And it gives me a tool to remember not to underestimate you you by. And what can be more helpful than that? A Healer simply must have some token of appreciation from his most frequent patient, after all.

[toywiththeworld]

The current lot? No idea, Akabane-sir, none whatsoever. They truly are hopeless.

I aim to please.

[friendlyscalpel]

In-deed. Dear child, perhaps you should educate them? Think of all the mayhem that could cause...perhaps introduce it to the biggest pranksters. Entertaining, indeed.

There has been a rather disturbing lack of patients to experiment on heal of wounds, and I'm getting somewhat bored. Your company staves off a little of that boredom, but of course -- but it's still not entertainment. It makes me almost wish to seek Rangiku again. Almost.

...Or perhaps our new librarian could do with my presence? Hm.

[toywiththeworld]

It's a little too mundane for my tastes~ Plus, the majority of the males in my house aren't interested in girls anyway. It's enough to make anyone feel unwanted, it really is. Although Seifer's always fun to toy with.

You think I'm boring? I am hurt, Akabane-sir. Hurt shocked and ashamed. Although, I wouldn't be seeking out Rangiku if I were you. Considering what she did to you last time... *smirk*

...oh, I do like the way you think, Akabane-sir~

[friendlyscalpel]

Oh, but who said anything about just your house? That loudmouth boy in Gryffindor; I'm sure you know him better than I. He hardly ever comes in, despite some supreme wounds. Incredible natural healing, mayhap. He seems like the type of boy who would abuse that knowledge immediately.

Seifer? I'm not acquainted with him, I'm afraid. He seems to be a very stoic boy. Interested, are you?

As for boring...why, a little. You're not as fun to write to, I'm afraid. After all, there's much less physical excitement - I do wonder why your aim seems to be getting worse the longer I've known you. Lack of practice, perhaps.

...And I'm sure she didn't mean that. Her sword-use was rather...how do you youngsters put it? Flaily. I'm sure she wasn't trying to hurt me at all. She was going only half as fast as I'm sure she could go. ...Unless of course that is her full speed, in which case my opinion of her has lowered.

Thank you, princess, your praise is appreciated...

[toywiththeworld]

I'm not sure I want the Uzumaki brat anywhere near my bed. He seems rather...unskilled.

Seifer? Stoic? Oh, he does wish, sir, he does wish. Interested...one could, perhaps, call it interest. If one was so inclined.

Would you like me to leave you another memento, sir?

*smirk* I'm almost certain she did~

[friendlyscalpel]

Unskilled? ...Oh, you misunderstand. I doubt that he is interested in your bed - how about that Haruno girl you seem to be so fond of? And perhaps you could teach him. After all, the best slate is a blank one.

I am indeed so inclined. Interest? Of a proprietary nature, perhaps. Stoic men make for good pets.

Oh yes, another momento would be nice, indeed. Those 'kunai' are of a far more efficient design than any of the other knives I've seen. They are lovely. I keep meaning to ask you and forgetting -- are they custom-made?

She did? Hm-mm. That's odd. She wasn't trying that hard -- she knows how fast I can be. And she wasn't using spells at all. I wonder why.

[toywiththeworld]

He's a tiny bundle of stupidity and hyperactivity. I'd rather have a slate that doesn't make me want to rip my eyeballs out.

I couldn't agree more.

I'll see what I can arrange, Akabane-sir. As for custom-made, how on earth would an orphan be able to do such a thing?

She follows the strange concept of a moral code. Odd, to be sure, but it seems to be working in her favour,

And yours~

[friendlyscalpel]

Hm-mm. I understand. It's strange, isn't it. I used to have an...acquaintance, by now, I suppose, although I should look him up, who was blond as well...and he was incredibly hyperactive. And quite stupid. Rather amusing for all that, however. Perhaps that is a common link among all blondes? Hyperactive, stupid, amusing...yet, still so very resilient.

You, my dear, are a very unusual orphan. How else would an orphan be able to get such a high pain tolerance and blade skill? Why, you might even be able to match me as I was when I was in Hogwarts, myself.

A moral code, being a strange concept? My dear child. You are quite sheltered to the ways of the world, are you not.

[toywiththeworld]

*tugs at hair*

You know, I've been called many things, but no one's ever referred to me as hyperactive.

Being hit by lightning does strange things to a person. Irritating things, but strange nonetheless.

...I forgot how annoying you are. How stupid of me.

[friendlyscalpel]

Was that your natural hair color? My mistake...

Ah, that's good. The Memory Charm took.

I am so glad that you don't remember the period just after the second dose of charged Veritaserum...

Annoying? Dear child, if you cannot keep up, simply say so. I'll tone back the bantering just a touch. It is so hard to find a decent conversation partner these days, it would seem...

Locked to Akabane

[toywiththeworld]

YOU DID WHAT NOW?