I'm OFFICIALLY a Floridian
Well, I may not be a native Floridian but today I did gain official status.
Yep, it's true. I'm now either a Florida Cracker or a Florida Shyster. Today I sold 5 acres of basically undeveloped Florida swamp land that I inherited 6 years ago when my mom died to a couple of damn Yankees. Put a nice hefty load into my mattress stuffing. And what does a Florida shyster do when he sells swampland? Well heck, he hightails it out of town! Which probably explains why I'm headed to Las Vegas on Sunday. All that's missing now is a good slave market where I could go to spend my money.
Yep, it's true. I'm now either a Florida Cracker or a Florida Shyster. Today I sold 5 acres of basically undeveloped Florida swamp land that I inherited 6 years ago when my mom died to a couple of damn Yankees. Put a nice hefty load into my mattress stuffing. And what does a Florida shyster do when he sells swampland? Well heck, he hightails it out of town! Which probably explains why I'm headed to Las Vegas on Sunday. All that's missing now is a good slave market where I could go to spend my money.