The Briseno Legacy. Part One.
Vell Vell Vell.
:) I've been spending too much time listening to bad Hungarian accents. :)
The Briseno Legacy.
I get bored easliy.
I overload myself with too many projects.
Yay.
Well, I hope you enjoy Miss Margy Briseno as much as I do.
This supposed to say 'Gonna' not Donna. But I'm too lazy to fix it :)
This is Margy Briseno. She is your average every day blonde, college drop out girl.
This is her humble legacy home. Two rooms. A bed/kitchen/living room and a bathroom. She eats outside. Whatever. As if she notices the differance.
Margy: ZOMMMGGG, I'M EATING OUTSIDE AS OPPOSED TO ON THE FLOOR!!!
yeah, not so much.
She hates tehe toilet. She is very smug about her decision to be anti-toilet. If you wanna pee outside in your dining room, Marg, thats okay with me.
Margy works as a rent-a-cop more or less. She hasn't gotten fired or jumped by drunk teenagers. Yay.
Her only friend is her parrot, Drella. Drella lives outside in the diningroom/outhouse.
Friendless-Loser-Rent-A-Cop Margy calls up the matchmaker because she needs a gentleman friend. Or any friend at this point. She didn't even get a welcome wagon. This is about when I realized I deleted charactors and forgot to respawn townies. I'm smart.
What are you talking about Margy. She doesn't look crazy OR like she's ripping you off :) Not at all.
Hot Damn. Rent-A-Cop meets the ugly ass mailman. :) Red hair and blonde eyebrows?
Yeah, thats what I was thinking.
Margy: REJECTED! You got SERVED, bitch!
Mailman: Oh helllll nah. You can't reject me, girlfreeehnd.
Margy: Oh no you dih-int!
Boob. Ow. Bitchface, you goin dowwwwn.
Water to the face. Take that mailman. Just wait til she files a sexual harassment charge!
Margy puts Maildude in his place.
He leaves her a gift after the horrible date? Ps: Uglys name is Berjes and by this point she has rolled a want to see his ghost. :) Ha.
Flaming bag of poo. Not kidding. Never seen that action before.
Dumb shit decides to go outside in her panties and stomb out the flaming poo with her barefoot.
How nice and unhygenic of her.
Her only male caller is Jailbait because I still haven't spawned any townie folk.
Drella died.
And her rotting dead bird corpse just hung out for a few days.
And you wonder how she died?
Margy: No pictures, please.
Yeah, you got promoted from Rent-A-Cop to real cop in training. Big deall.
I spawned some townies.
Margy met a cow-brotha named Seth.
And a stalker named Jim Japalaya or something ridiculously absurd like that. She really doesn't pay any attention to him what-so-ever...but he never leaves.
She has a boy toy now. Yay.
NOT SO LAME!!!
However she's all about dreaming of herself at night.
She asked Sethykins to move in. He was all over that action. Yeaaaaahhh. He just wants her for her Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.
I guess I should end by saying that the girl who killed a parrot wanted to adopt. So here is her adoptive daughter, Crista. May God protect you little one.