Briseno Peeps, Generation Four-ish.
Can we just start it off by saying, I'M THE ROMANCE SIM. Seriously, all the freaking time these two are macking on each other. The moment we graduated and arrived back home, Castor moved in with Audrey and they haven't gotten dressed since.
Sure, I dated around. My highschool/college boy-toy, Nick decided to join the army or something ridiculous like that. Which was great, because as if I like to be tied down or anything. Imediatly I hooked up with his brother Jess. The hotter brother, if I must say so myself. He's a music executive in the city and I am all for that.
Castor and Audrey got married. Who does that these days? They got married at night in the back yard cause our dad is a cheap ass. I guess they didn't really care. Their bed is like 20 yards away.
At the wedding my cheap ass moronic dad decided to announce that both Audrey and I would carry on the Briseno legacy. Why would I want to share heirdom with her? Atleast I don't have to get married or pop out any babies. I can live in the house and not pay for anything and do what I please while Audrey does the heir thing.
So I accidentally got knocked up. I might be having a baby but I am NOT getting married. No way in hell. At first I was kind of freaking out because it could have been Nick's or Jess's or...a number of other frat boys...Audrey was all excited. So was my mom. They did the whole baby shower thing too.
The Audrey and Castor announced they were expecting and no one cared about me anymore. Mom and Audrey went shopping for baby clothes while I tried to find a guy who would date me. The walking time bomb of responsibilty.
Being pregnant is not something I would reccomend if you care about having fun at all. It is NOT FUN. DO not let my sister, the stupid twin, convince you that being a whale for nine months is fun.
I would have much rather moved on to another guy, but Jess was the only one would still talk to me. At least I got more game that Audrey did. She was all "I'm a scientist, yayy!". Not so much. The only good thing about being a pregnant sous chef is the food.
Seriously, I've never met a stranger pregnant woman. She walked around flaunting her big ass stomach in her swim suit without ever touching the pool. She just played piano. And played piano. And played piano. She'd starve to death if my mom didn't tell her to stop playing to eat.
Babies suck. Having children is not a pleasent thing. It's painful.
The baby was Nick's. You can tell because Nick's skin is darker than Jess's. Jess didn't really care...either that or it hasn't clicked with him yet. I had a girl after 5205057 hours of labor [okay, I exaggerate]. Jess helped me name her Gabriella. I hope he doesn't get too attached.
Then the attention shifted to Audrey and her little boy, Andrae. Leave it to a girl married to a dude named Castor Nova to name their kid Andrae. Way to be normal sis!
I told you. I'm not the heir type. I enjoy making out in the hot tub over changing diapers. Sue me, bitches. Monogomous relationships are over rated.
Someone else in our family thought so too. Too bad he was married.
Audrey walked in on castor and his mistress, Rose. She really wasn't all that pumped.
Rose got her ass handed to her and Castor got sent packing. I laughed in his face. And sang to him while he packed. "To the left, to the left..." He wasn't amused. I thought it was hysterical.
Dispite the drama, Andrae grew up into a calm toddler.
Gabriella did too. She was such a sweet toddler. Always smiley.
I let Audrey and mom deal with the crying aspect of motherhood. I just liked the smiley-cuddley part.
One night, dad caught on fire. No one really knows how you burst into flames sitting in water, but he managed. Audrey tried to extinguish him, but she couldn't do it fast enough. Old Grimmy came for him and Audrey and Mom lost their minds. Everyone was sad for a while, but Audrey really freaked out. Too much drama in her life.
The motherhood job had to pass along from Audrey and mom to me and mom. The kids grew up well, playing together all the time.
In public, they were calm and relaxed. They played games and watched TV together.
In private, the stress of Audrey's emotional problems got to Andrae and he took his anger out on Gabby. She didn't take any of that shit and he got beat down everytime. Audrey's genes are a little unstable in my opinon.
So was her walking and speaking. She bought a bar and spend more of her time outside than inside with her son.
I should mention that although I was still making out in the hot tub with whoever the hell I wanted, Jess and I still had the hots for each other. I think it was the Gabby thing. He wanted to be a dad.
After Nick was killed overseas in the war, Jess started spending more time than ever with Gabriella. Truley he was her uncle, but he prefered the part of dad. It was probably his influence that made Gabby want to be a big sister so badly.
Maybe that's how I found myself back in this unwanted and unlikely position.
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