Aminal Planet Presents....
"G'Day, mates! Irwin Steve here. Got a real treat for ya today!"
"I'm here in the Australian Outback, an' I'm lookin' to wrestle a croc with me bare hands!"
"Crikies! Jim, there's a beaut! Get a load of her!"
"Now, kiddies, don't try this at home! I'm a professional, I am! Been working with these dangerous creatures since I was a baby."
"Argh! Jim, turn off the camera, an' call the doctor. I think the wounds may be ser--"
"Irwin Steve, Croc Hunter will not be seen next week. Instead, please tune in for America's Silliest Home Movies."
(Credit for the original photo of the Australian Outback goes to www.jamietyler.org.uk)
Ya, I know. I think up some strange things. Sue me.