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Click to view"There's a storm gathering. The clouds are dark, the winds are strong..."
After that I was expecting:
1) A Creedence Clearwater Revival song to start playing.
2) To be told the homos have superpowers.
Frankly I'm curious now, I know a fair number of gays in Europe but maybe they have some superhomos over in America? Like a hundred foot tall Tom of Finland types marching down the streets, firing laser beams out of their eyes and smacking buildings over with the huuuuge bulges on the front of their tight leather pants.
Fuck, I wanna see that.
Also I'm fully behind stopping this gay menace; the only logical step is separate drinking fountains for straight folk and the queer, establishments with sections for these deviants and us folk of pure morals, perhaps we should do something about the buses...
And maybe have them wear some sort of identifying tag or patch.
Oh, wait. Right.
(Also two posts about the same subject in a row, both relating to my life in almost no way; not gay nor do I live in America. But eh, there you are.
I was typing something substantive about my ideas the other day but I got distracted sorting out the perfect balance of gin vs tonic.)