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MUCH NEEDED CLARIFICATIONI've not quite kicked the mortal coil as a few people suspect, I've heard rumours. Anyway, I thought I'd start writing journal entries again since the last one was three years ago it seemed like good a time as any to get back on track with these things ( Read more... )

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kushan March 28 2009, 02:54:36 UTC

Statistics show that 95% of Rapes go unreported and of the reported ones, only 5.6% of rapists are ever convicted.

In other words, women love a good rape.

Sorry

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:02:56 UTC

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T TAKE YOU OUT AMONG CIVILIZED PEOPLE YOU KNOW.

kushan March 28 2009, 03:04:45 UTC

The Finns are HARDLY civilised!

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:12:27 UTC

Says the man from an island with rampant inbreeding...

kushan March 28 2009, 03:13:50 UTC

All the more reason I'd get along with the locals!

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:14:15 UTC

You're thinking of the swedish there.

kushan March 28 2009, 03:16:16 UTC

Same thing. Particularly if you're American and have no understanding of geography.

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:26:56 UTC

They come here expecting polar bears! On that note, can I move to whereever the hell you're living now? It's fucking cold here.

kushan March 28 2009, 03:28:35 UTC

It's Liverpool, still. It's like a strange mixture of 40% English, 25% Irish and 35% "other". It's never warm, either, but I suspect it's somewhat warmer than where you're living right about now.

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:42:57 UTC

Well it's 14F here right now and it's windy as fuck. Also Finland is... let me put it like this; there are no cities here, they just think there are. Helsinki is like a city, but it's in this 'I can't believe it's not butter!' sort of way.

kushan March 28 2009, 03:45:56 UTC

It's currently 7degrees here. Celsius, that is. You know, a real measurement of temperature. About 44F.

Someone once told me that Liverpool and Shanghai were very similar in terms of layout. I've never been to Shanghai, but I've seen pictures and I suspect I've been lied to.

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:57:12 UTC

Agh, too much communication online. I've gotten into the habit of converting everything to Fahrenheit, inches, feet, miles and all other weird units of measure for them.

Well they're similar in so much that a river splits the city in two. It's still a bit like saying a tiger and a bunny are very similar. Technically...

kushan March 28 2009, 03:58:55 UTC

Except the rabbit gets proper fucked!

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 04:06:03 UTC

To keep the ball rolling with these quotes I'd eventually have to make myself sound like a pikey. And fuck I've got standards.

...Well obviously not where YOU'RE involved, kushy-kush. But some standards!

kushan March 28 2009, 04:09:09 UTC

I've got very low standards. That's why you're my bitch.

toxinv2 March 28 2009, 04:13:17 UTC

I was tapping your ass back when it was still illegal. You're so my bitch.

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