Late night cop rides home
So uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look what i accidentally did to our car tonight....
BUT I'M OKAY! (do you think that matters to her, no, shes all "OMG MY CAR" psssh)...
So, i had just had a super evening with Jake at the movies, and i was on my way home. I WAS ALMOST THERE. I had my headlights dimmed for oncoming traffic, and suddenly a snow drift appeared in front of me so i veered out of the way but hit ice and started to fish tail and my mind just went nuts. im all "OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE TEACH ME IN DRIVERS ED?! SHIT SHIT THIS ISNT WORKING SHIIIIIITTTT" like...pictures of jake and all my friends went flashing through my mind and i just was all "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT NOOOOOO NOT THE DITCH!" and then my car went sideways into the ditch and im all "okay..please dont fli-" then i flipped over onto the roof..........like..o...m...f...g...and i heard CCCCCRRUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH of the window and everything in the car went flying....and im all *heavy breathing* and flashes of movies where people cant get out of their seatbelts...but i got out and scrambled around looking for the nearest exit. The passenger door wouldnt open and i started flipping out. i was worried the car would blow up super dramatic ala action movie style. then i tried the drivers side door and successfully crawled out. i crawled up the embankment up to the road and jumped up and down frantically at a car that was coming. THEY DIDNT STOP! those bastards!!! then another car came and stopped. but by then i was already on the phone with 911. The cops came and i got to sit in their warm, hard seated back seat and call my mother. Who flipped out like i thought she would. because she told me before i left to watch out for snow drifts and ice and drive carefully (well, i was driving carefully...but some things you just cant help). anyhow. so the cop and i waited for the tow truck. he was a really cool cop. he listens to punk and told me stories of how he saw the Misfits and Circle Jerks back in the day. He was cool and didnt give me a ticket for "speeding according to the weather conditions"...i was only going like....35-40 in a 50...but still...that was way too fast. he didnt even say anything about the fact that i've lived here for over a month and havent gotten my washington license. lol. so anyways Finally the tow truck came and after like twenty minutes got my car out of the ditch. the cop drove me home and the tow truck brought the car to the house. Oh mother will just be thrillllled to come home tomorrrow....ugggh.
Im so glad im okay. coz i really had a nice time with jake tonight...and i really like him...and... i want to hang out with him more....
BUT I'M OKAY! (do you think that matters to her, no, shes all "OMG MY CAR" psssh)...
So, i had just had a super evening with Jake at the movies, and i was on my way home. I WAS ALMOST THERE. I had my headlights dimmed for oncoming traffic, and suddenly a snow drift appeared in front of me so i veered out of the way but hit ice and started to fish tail and my mind just went nuts. im all "OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE TEACH ME IN DRIVERS ED?! SHIT SHIT THIS ISNT WORKING SHIIIIIITTTT" like...pictures of jake and all my friends went flashing through my mind and i just was all "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT NOOOOOO NOT THE DITCH!" and then my car went sideways into the ditch and im all "okay..please dont fli-" then i flipped over onto the roof..........like..o...m...f...g...and i heard CCCCCRRUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH of the window and everything in the car went flying....and im all *heavy breathing* and flashes of movies where people cant get out of their seatbelts...but i got out and scrambled around looking for the nearest exit. The passenger door wouldnt open and i started flipping out. i was worried the car would blow up super dramatic ala action movie style. then i tried the drivers side door and successfully crawled out. i crawled up the embankment up to the road and jumped up and down frantically at a car that was coming. THEY DIDNT STOP! those bastards!!! then another car came and stopped. but by then i was already on the phone with 911. The cops came and i got to sit in their warm, hard seated back seat and call my mother. Who flipped out like i thought she would. because she told me before i left to watch out for snow drifts and ice and drive carefully (well, i was driving carefully...but some things you just cant help). anyhow. so the cop and i waited for the tow truck. he was a really cool cop. he listens to punk and told me stories of how he saw the Misfits and Circle Jerks back in the day. He was cool and didnt give me a ticket for "speeding according to the weather conditions"...i was only going like....35-40 in a 50...but still...that was way too fast. he didnt even say anything about the fact that i've lived here for over a month and havent gotten my washington license. lol. so anyways Finally the tow truck came and after like twenty minutes got my car out of the ditch. the cop drove me home and the tow truck brought the car to the house. Oh mother will just be thrillllled to come home tomorrrow....ugggh.
Im so glad im okay. coz i really had a nice time with jake tonight...and i really like him...and... i want to hang out with him more....