Dangling Fat
My day was boring. Nothing ever goes on in my life. What else is new? I lent one of my pens to this girl in my chem class who used to tortue me every chance she got in middle school. So,I am still scared of her because that's the type of loser I am. I would really love to have my pen back but I'm not going to ask her for it b/c she scares me. As lauren might say "what a duchebag." I'm fat and I can't lose weight b/c life is being stupid. I can barely fit into my computer room. My fat is like dangling out the windows and door. Krissy is forcing me to wear Dana's skirt again next week b/c she missed it. You're drivers test is NOT more important than me in a skirt no matter what you may think. I can't drive b/c albinism is straight. Well, it's not bad. Atleast i'm not a poser albino. THos stinkin' OA people going around saying they are albino. THEY ARE SOOOO NOT. I love you Charlie but you're a poser albino. Then, being a poser albino is better b/c they have fun golden red hair and they can see better. I have crap vision and fun white hair..... hmmmm or darn i think the white hair wins over the better vision. I'm going to stop talking about this now. Today I wore my fun Aladdin pants, but unfortuenetly I didn't sit and eat a loaf of bread with my pet monkey Abu. Darn. I'm still wearing them maybe I should go do that now so I don't miss out. Ya'll wanna hear somthing funny? Of course you do b/c clearly you care. Today I was on the bus and it was all quiet. Then all of a sudden I hear this girl go "oh my god. My penis really hurts." Hmm... did I hear her wrong? I think not. Ok crackas i'm out.