THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY
Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you ever been drunk?
Yes
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
17
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
Yes
4. Have you ever drunk dialed'?
Yes
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
No
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
Yes, in highschool when my mom would stay up until I got home, after that when I get home she's already asleep.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
No
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
Yes..
9. Ever forgot their name?
Yeah
10. When was the last time you were drunk?
Last Saturday Night
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
No
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
Sometimes
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Old No. 7
14. Favorite liquor:
Southern Comfort
15. Favorite beer:
Bud Lite
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?
Yeah, it sucks
17. Have you ever swam drunk?
No
18. What kind of a drunk are you?
I'm the funny, truthful, touchy feely
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
Yes
20. Favorite drinking partners:
Constance and Carisa
21. Favorite bar?
Duffers
22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Unfortunately Yes
23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
Yeah..doesn't every drunk?
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?
Yes :(
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
Hell yeah, that's the best time to do it
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
No
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
I don't know an annoying drunk, all my drink buddies are fun.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
Constance
30. Have you received a booty call?
Yes, I didn't follow through with it :)
31. Funniest drunken scene:
Can't remember
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking:
Er, that one with Billy and he has his beer goggles on
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone decently older?
Yes :(
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
When someone declares it's time to go home.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
No
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer"?
Yes..
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
Yes..
39. Have you ever drank too much?
yes
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Smirnoff, YUCK
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
Nope
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
Yes
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
No
44. What's your favorite drinking game?
Uh, I don't play games while I drink :(
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Yes, I had a severe cut to the elbow - car door
46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk?
I cussed out this poor innocent bystander who I thought was talking shit to me. [I didn't know them, and apparently they didn't say a word to me]
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
Never been to a concert
48. Is this survey getting too long?
Yes
49. Are you ready for the last question?
Please
50. Why do you drink?
Several reasons, 1. there's nothing to do in Highlands County except to drink or go to the movies, 2. I can, 3. It's fun.
1. Have you ever been drunk?
Yes
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
17
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
Yes
4. Have you ever drunk dialed'?
Yes
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?
No
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
Yes, in highschool when my mom would stay up until I got home, after that when I get home she's already asleep.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
No
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
Yes..
9. Ever forgot their name?
Yeah
10. When was the last time you were drunk?
Last Saturday Night
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
No
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
Sometimes
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Old No. 7
14. Favorite liquor:
Southern Comfort
15. Favorite beer:
Bud Lite
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?
Yeah, it sucks
17. Have you ever swam drunk?
No
18. What kind of a drunk are you?
I'm the funny, truthful, touchy feely
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
Yes
20. Favorite drinking partners:
Constance and Carisa
21. Favorite bar?
Duffers
22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Unfortunately Yes
23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
Yeah..doesn't every drunk?
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?
Yes :(
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
Hell yeah, that's the best time to do it
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
No
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
I don't know an annoying drunk, all my drink buddies are fun.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
Constance
30. Have you received a booty call?
Yes, I didn't follow through with it :)
31. Funniest drunken scene:
Can't remember
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking:
Er, that one with Billy and he has his beer goggles on
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone decently older?
Yes :(
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
When someone declares it's time to go home.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
No
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer"?
Yes..
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
Yes..
39. Have you ever drank too much?
yes
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Smirnoff, YUCK
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
Nope
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
Yes
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
No
44. What's your favorite drinking game?
Uh, I don't play games while I drink :(
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Yes, I had a severe cut to the elbow - car door
46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk?
I cussed out this poor innocent bystander who I thought was talking shit to me. [I didn't know them, and apparently they didn't say a word to me]
47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
Never been to a concert
48. Is this survey getting too long?
Yes
49. Are you ready for the last question?
Please
50. Why do you drink?
Several reasons, 1. there's nothing to do in Highlands County except to drink or go to the movies, 2. I can, 3. It's fun.