Every time Bill Gates orgasms a credit union branch gets its wings.

Oct 28, 2013 00:44

After yet another stay in the hospital, this time prolonged, I have learned 2 primary things.

A. Our preferred hospital has slightly fewer beautiful women in its employ right now.

B. Wii acclaimed RPG The Last Story, called by some the last great Wii generation RPG, was in fact an action-RPG. I did not care for its combat style. I have always and still prefer turn based RPG combat, and I should have realized that much sooner in life. I only realized that about myself in the past year, when I noticed how many games I have that are called "RPGs" that have qualities I should like but that I don't actually enjoy. They're all action-RPGs.

In Resident Evil games and movies, what does the Umbrella Corporation want? They say things like, "our research is going to change everything," but their research has already destroyed human civilization. 98% of people are gone, and those left are scrambling desperately for their lives. Even the animals are undeading. What do they think they're going to do, sell zombie armies to the highest bidder? There are no bidders left. Create a utopia? Only a utopia paved in wiggling undead flesh bits. I can't figure out their goal.

That wasn't something I learned during the hospital stay, just something I noticed right now.

hospital, video games, wii

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