I promise, all of this is meant in the best intentions.
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Jesykah IS a nickname. I know your birth certificate does not say Jesykah on it, so hah, sucker. 2. Am I lovable? Sure, in the way that an adult cat is lovable. 3. How long have you known me? Umm... let's do some math. Six years now? or Five? 4. When and how did we first meet? It was either /join #teensex... or something to do with a fourteenth century revolutionary movement. 5. What was your first impression? What kind of crazy woman is this? 6. Do you still think that way about me now? Only on days that end in a y. 7. What do you think my weakness is? Willpower. 8. Do you think I'll get married? Eventually, though we just had this conversation so I sort of get to cheat on the answer. 9. What makes me happy? Crushing on peoples. 10. What makes me sad? Crushing on peoples. 11. What reminds you of me? Big black cats. 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? The internet in your backyard. So all the far away people you live with would be close enough to hit, shoot, stab or make sweet sweet lubbins to. 13. How well do you know me? Better than I should. 14. When's the last time you saw me? The day was January 23rd, the year... 1345... we were fighting the blue aliens in Okinawa. 15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Sure. You go offline all the time and I forget what I wanted to talk about by the time you come back. 16. Do you think I could kill someone? Chances are. 17. Describe me in one word. Green. Now who said it had to be an ACCURATE description? 18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same? Staying the same. It's hard for things to get stronger when all we do is babble nonsense at eachother. Blue aliens... what were we thinking? It was the red aliens who were causing the most trouble. 19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? No. I could start talking like a stuck up asshole who never listened to anyone else's opinion. You would ignore me like a champ. So instead I talk like a normal human bean and you listen intently to every fucked up word I say. Stupid aliens. 20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? I haven't decided yet. I thought I'd know by the end here. Only two or three people read my journal and I don't know how many of these questions I particularly want answers to from those two or three people.
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Jesykah IS a nickname. I know your birth certificate does not say Jesykah on it, so hah, sucker.
2. Am I lovable?
Sure, in the way that an adult cat is lovable.
3. How long have you known me?
Umm... let's do some math. Six years now? or Five?
4. When and how did we first meet?
It was either /join #teensex... or something to do with a fourteenth century revolutionary movement.
5. What was your first impression?
What kind of crazy woman is this?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Only on days that end in a y.
7. What do you think my weakness is?
Willpower.
8. Do you think I'll get married?
Eventually, though we just had this conversation so I sort of get to cheat on the answer.
9. What makes me happy?
Crushing on peoples.
10. What makes me sad?
Crushing on peoples.
11. What reminds you of me?
Big black cats.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
The internet in your backyard. So all the far away people you live with would be close enough to hit, shoot, stab or make sweet sweet lubbins to.
13. How well do you know me?
Better than I should.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
The day was January 23rd, the year... 1345... we were fighting the blue aliens in Okinawa.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Sure. You go offline all the time and I forget what I wanted to talk about by the time you come back.
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
Chances are.
17. Describe me in one word.
Green. Now who said it had to be an ACCURATE description?
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger, weaker, or staying the same?
Staying the same. It's hard for things to get stronger when all we do is babble nonsense at eachother. Blue aliens... what were we thinking? It was the red aliens who were causing the most trouble.
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
No. I could start talking like a stuck up asshole who never listened to anyone else's opinion. You would ignore me like a champ. So instead I talk like a normal human bean and you listen intently to every fucked up word I say. Stupid aliens.
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
I haven't decided yet. I thought I'd know by the end here. Only two or three people read my journal and I don't know how many of these questions I particularly want answers to from those two or three people.
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