Just because I'm pissed
cause my plans for the day are runied >:/
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the
first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr.
Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Canada!"
The person says, "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!"
A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the
first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr.
Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care and free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Canada!"
The person says, "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!"