i feel so violated.

Jun 30, 2006 04:51

I was just rudely awakened from a wonderful dream about going to an upscale science exhibition with Rotem (in which were both wearing business suits and making snide remarks about the other patrons' fuckability) by a strange tickling in my private areas. I was jettisoned out of the bed by some ancient survival instincts, did a small but fierce jig and shook a HUGE MOTHERFUCKING ROACH out of my boxers.

Turns out our neighbours had an exterminator over, who apparently just played his little flute, herded the roaches out of their apartment and evenly distributed them through the rest of the building.

Oh well, i was intending to get up early today anyway. Good morning. :D
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