Bad fanfic, feel my wrath.
The phrase of the day is "7 minutes in heaven". I've seen way too many of these fics, so I've decided to take my sporky revenge. Sporking in bold. X-posted to badfic_quotes
Bleach
7 Minutes in Heaven
The Bleach cast have a little party with a human game called 7 minutes in heaven, what will happen...ByakuyaxRenji ShunsuixNanao RukiaxUkitake ToshiroxRangiku YoruichixSoifon KisukexIchigo HisagixKiraxMomo rated M for guyxguy
Goodness, the suspense is killing me. Seriously, this author waits one entire ellipsis before telling you EXACTLY what will happen.
Bleach: 7 Minutes In Heaven
See what happens when couples are left alone for half an hour in a closet (The title stops making sense?). Includes Ichiruki and byakuyoru.
Harry Potter
7 Minutes in Heaven
George can't get over his death. rated T for charcter death. DH spoilers.
The last time I died, it took me ages to get over it. I feel for this charcter.
Naruto
7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN
It's a yaoi story...is a good one:d and it's one shot,I like the one shot stories cause I read them quick and I find them very interesting hope to like it:D (Did the author mistake this for the About Me section?) Rated M for ...Let's just say:D if you are 12 don't read please (Cue 1,000 twelve-year-olds clicking this story) I will destroy your childhood:D (Unless the author is behind the new CGI Yogi Bear movie, I highly doubt it.)
7 minutes in heaven: Gone Wrong!
I have no clue how to explain it all you have to know is that they play 7 minutes in heaven/spin the bottle, and it ends up in disaster. Foamy the squirrel rules!
Yeah, kissing games involving rabid animals rarely end well.
7 Minutes In Heaven With The Stupid Akatsuki!
Experience a shocking experience! Being sucked into a weird vortex and be surrounded by FREAKS! So what do you do in a time like this? Play a stinking game, of course! But when it comes to stupid ninjas, it will come to a stupid game of stupidity! YAY!
Repetitive summary is repetitive! Enjoy the mildly aggressive narrator who RANDOMLY CAPITALIZES entire words! WOO!
Akatsuki 7 Minutes in Heaven!
Each chapter is a person. The first chapter is Diedara!
Will the chapter get hurt feelings if I mock it?
Twilight
7 Minutes In Heaven
ALL HUMAN- Bella & Edward are Forced to Play A Version of the Games Spin the Bottle & 7 Minutes in Heaven. When They Share an Intense Moment in the Closet, What Happens Next? Duh! Their Insecurities Get in the Way & Ruin Everything, Leading to Disaster...
Naturally! I mean, what usually happens?
Crossover
*Twilight/Vampire Diaries
7 minutes in heaven
Vd (wait, what?) and Twilight characters attend Forks college with each other and are the best of friend's but what happens when couples start to form with the group? Read and find out. All human story!
What happens? Well, apparently the characters get venereal diseases. What a horrifically realistic take on “college life” fanfiction.
Bleach
7 Minutes in Heaven
The Bleach cast have a little party with a human game called 7 minutes in heaven, what will happen...ByakuyaxRenji ShunsuixNanao RukiaxUkitake ToshiroxRangiku YoruichixSoifon KisukexIchigo HisagixKiraxMomo rated M for guyxguy
Goodness, the suspense is killing me. Seriously, this author waits one entire ellipsis before telling you EXACTLY what will happen.
Bleach: 7 Minutes In Heaven
See what happens when couples are left alone for half an hour in a closet (The title stops making sense?). Includes Ichiruki and byakuyoru.
Harry Potter
7 Minutes in Heaven
George can't get over his death. rated T for charcter death. DH spoilers.
The last time I died, it took me ages to get over it. I feel for this charcter.
Naruto
7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN
It's a yaoi story...is a good one:d and it's one shot,I like the one shot stories cause I read them quick and I find them very interesting hope to like it:D (Did the author mistake this for the About Me section?) Rated M for ...Let's just say:D if you are 12 don't read please (Cue 1,000 twelve-year-olds clicking this story) I will destroy your childhood:D (Unless the author is behind the new CGI Yogi Bear movie, I highly doubt it.)
7 minutes in heaven: Gone Wrong!
I have no clue how to explain it all you have to know is that they play 7 minutes in heaven/spin the bottle, and it ends up in disaster. Foamy the squirrel rules!
Yeah, kissing games involving rabid animals rarely end well.
7 Minutes In Heaven With The Stupid Akatsuki!
Experience a shocking experience! Being sucked into a weird vortex and be surrounded by FREAKS! So what do you do in a time like this? Play a stinking game, of course! But when it comes to stupid ninjas, it will come to a stupid game of stupidity! YAY!
Repetitive summary is repetitive! Enjoy the mildly aggressive narrator who RANDOMLY CAPITALIZES entire words! WOO!
Akatsuki 7 Minutes in Heaven!
Each chapter is a person. The first chapter is Diedara!
Will the chapter get hurt feelings if I mock it?
Twilight
7 Minutes In Heaven
ALL HUMAN- Bella & Edward are Forced to Play A Version of the Games Spin the Bottle & 7 Minutes in Heaven. When They Share an Intense Moment in the Closet, What Happens Next? Duh! Their Insecurities Get in the Way & Ruin Everything, Leading to Disaster...
Naturally! I mean, what usually happens?
Crossover
*Twilight/Vampire Diaries
7 minutes in heaven
Vd (wait, what?) and Twilight characters attend Forks college with each other and are the best of friend's but what happens when couples start to form with the group? Read and find out. All human story!
What happens? Well, apparently the characters get venereal diseases. What a horrifically realistic take on “college life” fanfiction.