My crazy inlaws (I'm going farming)

[townserd]

Me and renee are going to one of her friends farms for the weekend. I woke up to see this on the kitchen bench.

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Renee + Royce

Have fun at your farm stay. But watch out for:

1. Ticks
2. Rabid Kangeroos
3. Leaches/Crocodiles/Piranhas in the dam
4. Drought affect sheep that have turned carnivorous.
5. Bull Ants
6. Mosquitoes with Dengie Fever
7. Bull Ants
8. The Wolf Creek Crater Guy
9. Swimming less than an hour after eating

BUT HAVE FUN!

Love Mum

PS: I forgot to mention cane toads. They might have crossed the border.