Romance!

[towk]

Last night, according to my beloved, I arose in my sleep with a deep and abiding affection for her.

"You're sooooooo cute!  You're the best present I've ever received."

Awww, how romantic!  Brownie points for Sleeping Michael.

But then: "Shall I unwrap you?"

*wince*  She'll never let me live that down.

Comments

[beastin]

Nonsense. That was a perfectly reasonable flirtatious comment.

[lyriendel]

*snort* Right up there with "That shirt looks great! Can I talk you out of it?"

[beastin]

Is that comment inappropriate? Well, that would explain a lot...

[lyriendel]

*giggles*

[chuckro]

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

[towk]

*takes notes*