I received this e-mail two days ago. I can imagine my counselor frantically rubbing her nose to remove all traces of the cocaine before pressing the send button
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WUT DO U WNT 1T TO SAI JOESH!!! UNIVERSIDAD DE TULANE? NEWCOMB-ATLANTIS? UNIVERSITY OF KATRINA? THIS IS IMPORTANT SHIT JOSH! THIS THING WILL HANG OVER YOUR HEAD IN YOUR OFFICE UNTIL YOU DIE.
This time, she added my middle initial to seem more professional:
"Dear Joshua S. Yager,
When are you graduating? When do you return to campus? The deadline for an application for degree is February 1, 2008, IF you are planning to graduate in May, 2008. If this is the case, please let me know? You would need to do all this paper work when you return to campus. It is not feasible to do while away. You would need to contact each department separetly about these questions. Thank you!"
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"Dear Joshua S. Yager,
When are you graduating? When do you return to campus? The deadline
for an application for degree is February 1, 2008, IF you are planning
to graduate in May, 2008. If this is the case, please let me know?
You would need to do all this paper work when you return to campus.
It is not feasible to do while away. You would need to contact each
department separetly about these questions. Thank you!"
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