THE BODYSWAP MEME

[fractus_animus]

Courtesy of Plurk:

THE BODY↔SWAP MEME
Now in Tower flavor.

1. Comment with Character A with the format "Name | OU/AU" or tag another character's thread!
2. Character A and Character B have now woken up to find they've swapped bodies! Oh no!
3. ???
4. PROFIT.Any CR in the Tower previously applies here, or you can assume they already have met, or

Comments

predictable isn't always bad! <3

[pixietea]

[Oh thank goodness, Link came back. That makes this mess a whole lot easier. He didn't have to undress or scream and risk disturbing her roommates! Which he just noticed are male. So the gender confusion is intentional. That makes him feel slightly less like an arse.

Though no less uncomfortable because seriously, he is in a woman's body and not in the sense he is used to being in women's bodies-- or. Was. Used to being in women's bodies. It's been a while.

Not the thing to think about right now dear lord this is so strange, everything feels all off-balance and woman-like and did he mention magical, as well? Because he can feel all the magic around him much more keenly now, and it's kind of...tingly.

He looks up to Link-in-his-body, blinking a few times just to make sure he's not hallucinating. Well, if he is, it's a very persistent illusion, so he'll have to play along for now.]

Indeed. [It may be strange for Link to hear herself talk in a British accent, but it's how he's used to moving his mouth to make words. That sadly won't change no matter whose mouth he happens to be using dear god that sounded dirty :|]

Well. We appear to be in a right tip, don't we? [understatement of the century. he would know, he's lived through it.]

Like I would ever miss this it is too hilarious

[ocariness]

[ Ah, yes, that would be the whole "hey I've been blessed by fairies sent by Goddesses and given even more magic than even an average Hylian" thing, most likely. As a result, she feels sort of numb in comparison, being used to it by now.

It's strange, really. It is even odder not to be speaking in an accent at all. Though, of course, Hylian is a little older sounding, so her words are a bit less modern. ]

... So it would seem.

[ This was not how she'd hoped her day would start. She only hopes in this state she can still use her sword and shield... otherwise, she'd feel rather odd. But there are more important things, specifically... clothing. In fact, her first act (why is walking so weird, this is so weird) is to march silently over to her trunk, grab her spare tunic set out of it, and some long, white bandages. ]

We'll have to get you out of that. You'll need to be quiet, as I suspect he will not find it hard to antagonize me like this, particularly unarmed.

[ Or rather you-who-are-presently-her, and he being Dualscar, who she sort of hates in a purely platonic manner and does not, somehow, think England would want to literally fight with. ]

[pixietea]

[He starts to lose his forced calm when Link goes for spare clothes, face heating up and eyes going wide. It is only now that he realizes he is in nothing but a nightgown. Why was she wearing this infernal thing if she was trying to be discreet about her gender? What beef does the universe have with him today?]

I-- I can't undress you! [Though this protest is passionate, he does remember to keep his voice down.

Even worse to his already-troubled moral compass is the realization that he is not currently wearing part of what most females consider essential to their undergarment arrangement. In that same instant, he suddenly realizes what the bandages must be for.

His face is very red by this point (though this body blushes a little differently than his does), and he sputters ineffectually before falling quiet. Mostly.] Heaven help me. [...he really should probably stand up out of the bed. It will be hard to get the nightie off while he's still sitting like that.]

[ocariness]

[ Because men wear nightgowns too? And also because hey, she grew up in a forest where everyone wears a tunic. As far as she's concerned, this is normal.

And though she is embarrassed, being who she is, she is not about to let that bother her. Instead, she merely gives England a flat look (from his own face, no less, this is so awkward) and crossess her arms. Her voice is set, but not raised, and though she is normally not much of a talker, she is adaptable. She is a hero. Heroes cannot be seen as weak, and DEFINITELY not as women. ]

... Yes, you can, and you are, without complaint, even if I must help you. I don't know how this has happened, I assume it must be our captors, but if we let this bother us, we'll only be playing into their hands, and I cannot allow you to give people the wrong impression of me.

[ There is no room for argument, mister. She will be all but dragging you-currently-her out of the room. RISE AND SHINE, ARTHUR. ]