a boy and his pet dino

[gaiapediatan]

Characters: Phillip and you.
Setting: Starting in his room, but gonna end up in the hallway pretty quick. Catch him at either point~!
Format: Starting prose, matching you~
Summary: This is not how you want to wake up, the day of a hostage situation.
Warnings: Probably some small time angst. ALSO, SPOILERS FOR KAMEN RIDER W.

Comments

the title needs more dinooo

[handpuppeeet]

Ankh's hand (or perhaps it would be more apt to Shingo's hand) freaking hurt. Thanks to Cain, his right hand had a nice array of bruises on it, though it wasn't enough for him to both with bandages or anything. Instead he just let it hang by his side, forced to hold the ice cream with his left hand as he walked past Philip down the hallway, towards the Eel candroid that was flopping at the end of the hallway.

He kneeled down and picked up the candroid by the tail while the ice cream rested in the corner of his mouth, scrutinizing it closely as it made some robotic noises

your mom needs more dinooo

[gaiapediatan]

Phillip had a mission, and he needed to be quick and- was that a robot?

He skidded to a stop in the hallway, watching with slight awe as the eel squirmed about mechanically in the other's grip. To say it was reminiscent of Double's gadgets would sort of be an understatement.

However, it was Fang who spoke up first, eliciting a loud roar and hopping on his human's shoulder.

your face needs more dinooo

[handpuppeeet]

Ankh stalled a bit when he heart the electronic roar from Fang-- he had no idea what that was, but a roar like that never meant anything good. He turned this head to glance over his shoulder for just a minute; he then whipped around and threw the Eel Candroid streamlined straight towards the hopping dinosaur on the stranger's shoulder, which began emitting electricity mid-way through flight.

He was watching it carefully, and this would be a more serious image if he didn't still have the ice cream poking out of his mouth. Still, he didn't look none too pleased.

your soul needs more dinooo

[gaiapediatan]

Phillip realized the eel was flying at him a second too late, but it didn't seem to matter- Fang intercepted the candroid almost automatically, landing at Phillip's feet. When Phillip lowered his arms and spotted the helpless little robot, he wasted no time in picking it up and looking it over quickly.

"What is this?"

...lets ignore he was just throwing the candroid at him with probable-malicious intent.

no that's actually the exact ooopposite of what any soul needs

[handpuppeeet]

Well, on the one hand the candroid had hit that...robot thing. Was that another candroid? It didn't fit that dumb color scheme, but it sure looked like something the Kougami Fouandation would churn out. On the other hand though, it had hit in that that weird Dino candroid had nerfed the attack and now this weird guy had it.

Ankh made a 'tch' sound at this turn of events (which was a bit muffled due to the ice cream), and grabbed the popsicle out of his mouth with his left hand. "None of your business," Ankh stated, marching over to the strange guy angrily and ripping the Eel out of his grip with his right hand rather violently-- which ended up being a mistake, because he immediately recoiled from the bruising on his hand and dropped the Eel to the floor again, cursing under his breath.

"More importantly, what the hell is that thing?" He asked once he had recovered, as he jerked his head at Fang, his left hand how holding his right hand as well as the ice cream.

*nooo, soooul

[gaiapediatan]

Whoa, touchy. Fang made an annoyed noise, but Phillip once again ignored the memory, focusing on the dropped eel. He once again picked it up, looking it over with more detail now that he knew it's owner wasn't a threat.

However, he didn't seem like he was going to answer Ankh's question either, and finally looked up with a frown. "Where's it's memory?" If someone had made a robotic gadget like this, it had to have a memory slot somewhere.

c'mon man, you wouldn't want to oooverkill

[handpuppeeet]

"Memory?" Ankh gave him an odd look; what the heck did that even mean? The thing wasn't a damn picture album or something. He still seemed pretty pissed that the guy was holding the Eel, but yeah, not gonna try and grab it again.

"What's a memory?" He finally asked back, his temper seeming to calm a bit only because he had a defunct hand and was trying to gather some information.

*c'mooon, wooouldn't, tooo :'T

[gaiapediatan]

"It's gaia memory." Frown, go! "You have something like this, but don't know what it is?"

Disregarding Ankh further lead to Phillip toying with the eel some more, before accidentally poking just the right spot- and staring with fascination as it turned in to a can.

Then he flipped the top, and it went back to eel. Then, can. Then eel. Can. Eel. Can. Eel.

YER KILLIN' IT

[handpuppeeet]

"Huh?" This guy had to be out of it somehow. Though that at least confirmed that the robot he had was some sort of special candroid, or akin to it. "Tch. Never heard of them."

Of course this guy seemed pretty intent on ignoring Ankh and messing with the robot, and when the candroid turned back into its can form, he just watched with disinterest. And kept watching with disinterest. And some more because the guy just kept messing with it. Alright this was getting dumb.

A roll of his eyes, and Ankh stuffed the ice cream into the corner of his mouth again and swiped the Eel away from Philip once again with his left hand when it was in can mode.

B] MISSION COMPLETE

[gaiapediatan]

"-hey!" Phillip went to snatch the can back, but only got air. So, instead he grabbed the popsicle stick, and snatched the ice cream hostage.

"What is it, then?"

HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KILL MY SHOW'S MEMES

[handpuppeeet]

"Hey--!" Right back at ya, because Ankh let out the same exclamation when the ice cream was suddenly yanked from his mouth.

He angrily contemplated whether or not he wanted to answer this guy, before looking away and relenting with a 'tch.' "If you want to know, tell me what the hell a 'gaia memory' is." Well, half-relenting.

DOUBLE > OOOS

[gaiapediatan]

"Fine." Phillip held the ice cream back out, then reconsidered. "You first."

I REFUSE TO DECIDE BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ARGUMENT I WILL SAY AW HELL NO

[handpuppeeet]

Damnit, this guy was just like Hina. Although Ankh doubted he had the strength of that brawny wench. Still, this guy seemed to have some useful information and his ice cream.

"It's a candroid," Ankh said, narrowing his eyes. "Created by the Kougami Foundation. That one there can electrocute things."

TEAM W, REPRESENTIN'

[gaiapediatan]

Phillip handed the popsicle back finally, seeming to mull this information over for a minute. Eventually, he grabbed Fang, and transformed the dinosaur in to the massive fang memory.

"A Gaia Memory is a piece of the planet's memory. It allows people to become dopants." Just like that, Phillip turned Fang back in to a dinosaur.

AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON MY BOY OOO

[handpuppeeet]

The planet's memory? That was a new one. He would look more contemplative, but he was busy grinning about getting his ice cream back, which he took in his left hand after tucking the candroid into his jacket.

So, the Dino candroid was actually one of those memory things? Interesting. "What's a dopant? Do all of these memories walk around and screech like that thing?"

[gaiapediatan]

"First- what's the Kougami Foundation? Then I'll explain."

...yes, he fully intends to keep doing this.