WHOOPS.

[direbunnies]

Characters: Merrill and towerofanimus
Setting: Various places in the tower! She is wandering.
Format: Starting in action, but I can match!
Summary: Merrill is confused and new and exploring. And also running into people, oops.
Warnings: Iiii don't think there will be any?

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[straightupzorra]

[Have a disgruntled Latina]

Did someone not give me the memo about a costume party? I mean, I got a sexy nurse outfit that I can rock.

[direbunnies]

Did I miss an announcement about a costume party? I woke up not too long ago, so I think I might have missed a lot.

[SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A SEXY NURSE OUTFIT IS but she knows what a costume party is!!]

[straightupzorra]

[in a sickly sweet, obviously fake tone] Sweetie, I think you missed the point. See, I was implying that you looked like you were in a costume. You're just dressed completely crazy, even Berry has a better sense of style and she sets the bar really low.

[direbunnies]

Oh... no,this isn't a costume. If I were going to wear a costume, I would try to look like a tree. [SHE IS... completely serious? And her voice has a sliiiightly dreamy sound to it, although it's not anything big.] I didn't realize berries set a low bar for that sort of thing.

[straightupzorra]

No. Just no. One, Berry is a person, hardly one at that. Two, a tree? Seriously? That's like the lamest costume I have ever heard. Come with me, I'll show you what a real costume looks like.

[aka come look at her sexy nurse's outfit]

[direbunnies]

Trees aren't that bad of a costume. It might make them jealous if you were wearing it in the woods, though. [Because they wouldn't be able to move and they'll see a moving tree.]

I would like to see what sort of costume you have. [SHE IS READY TO FOLLOW.]

[straightupzorra]

Trees don't get jealous, they're trees and don't have feelings. [WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE]

Fine, whatever, come this way. [she walks away, figuring she'll be followed]

I'm Santana by the way.

[direbunnies]

How do you know that? I think there's a lot people may not realize.

I'm Merrill. It's nice to meet you, Santana. [WELP, she is following!]

[straightupzorra]

[in a sickly sweet voice] I think if the trees were upset they would have said something already. [Oh god, why could she see Merrill and Brittany being friends]

Yeah, whatever.

[she leads her in the direction of the dorms, at least she's pretty sure she lives on this floor]

[direbunnies]

Trees aren't able to talk, though. You have to listen to how the wind moves through their leaves. [Because they would make the most amazing pair of friends. And she's still following!]

[straightupzorra]

Well that's how they talk, through the wind in their leaves. [being friends with Brittany makes her able to follow such conversation] Of course.

[They get to her room and Santana goes to her trunk, pulling out a sexy nurse costume] Now this is a costume.

[direbunnies]

[She takes one look at the costume and tilts her head.]

That seems like something a friend of mine might wear.

[straightupzorra]

Well what do you know, I guess there is taste where you come from! [she mock applauds] I'm so proud.

[direbunnies]

Isabela is a special person. [AND SHE MEANS THIS IN AN HONEST oh gosh I love my big sister Isabela!! sort of way.] Some of the things she does are a bit questionable sometimes, but she's a good person.

[straightupzorra]

I'm sure you're the special one. [and this isn't in the honest you're so awesome kind of way]

[direbunnies]

Isabela's said that a few times. [But Santana, she's just a derptastic elf.]