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Characters: Edward Elric and YOU.
Setting: Wherever. Ed's just wandering around. c:
Format: Either is fine! I'll follow you.
Summary: Set immediately after this thread. Ed and Sollux have parted ways and he'd really like to know more about where he is. :|b
Warnings: Ed's mouth. That's about it for now.

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[princesspowaful]

[In some hallway somewhere...]

[Molly has been here long enough that she can recognize when someone was new. This boy was definitely new! So of course she had to go talk to him, it was the natural thing to do!]

[she waves and yells a bit from down the hallway]

Hi! I'm Molly! You're new right?

[And as she get's closer...]

Wow you're really short!

[Says the girl who is not even five feet tall. Also, doesn't she make the greatest first impressions?]

1/idk?

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[What. WHAT?]

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[She did not. SHE. DID. NOT.]

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[Ed was already in a pissy mood -- he fell down a mineshaft, got impaled, woke up here, found out his world was DESTROYED and now this girl. THIS GIRL WHO IS SHORTER THAN HE IS was telling him that he was short.]

OK DONE

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[NO. NO THAT WAS NOT HOW THIS WAS GOING TO GO DOWN.]

SHUT UP I'M NOT SHORT.

8Db

[princesspowaful]

[Molly watches with amusement as the expression on his face got angrier and angrier. It takes all of her willpower to not laugh at him]

Well you're not tall!

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[HE WILL END YOU. He doesn't care if your a girl, he will kick your ass.]

OH, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK? You don't look like you're over five feet!

[princesspowaful]

[Joke's on you, Molly has super strength and is invulnerable!]

Well I'm a girl! And I'm twelve! How old are you?

1/3 ALL THE COMMENTSPAM

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Seventeen.

[LOOKS AWAY SO FAST AND GRUMBLES]

Why the hell does it matter?

I love commentspam

[princesspowaful]

Wow you're ooooold. [she looks thoughtful for a moment] Maybe if you're shorter than you're stronger. I'm the shortest and the strongest here.

I'm so glad. ;A; Ed commentspams a lot.

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Seventeen isn't old, brat!

[but now he's legit curious. he crosses his arms over his chest. if you want to play into his ego, BY ALL MEANS, DO SO.]

'Course I am. But how tall I am has nothing to do with that.

he just has so many faces!

[princesspowaful]

It's older than I am.

[she squints at him]

I'm still stronger. It's in my DNA.

That he does XD

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But it's not old.

[squints right back]

Tch. You think you can take me little girl?