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Open! Eridan's intro post

Aug 22, 2011 00:32

Characters: Eridan Ampora and anyone who feels inclined to encounter him
Setting: Dormitory hallways/Anywhere you need him, really; late night
Format: Anything you want
Summary: Eridan arrives, prepare to deal with a mentally and emotionally unstable troll.
Warnings: Swearing. Like a sailor. Ha ha ha.

( Why am I posting when I'm falling asleep here )

[ou] kanaya maryam, [ou] eridan ampora

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grimauxilatrix August 22 2011, 23:46:03 UTC

[Kanaya was heading back to her dormitory when she spotted Eridan walking in the opposite direction, walking right towards her.]

[Her mind immediately flashed to him killing- attempting to kill?- her.]

[Impulsively she removes her lipstick tube from her pocket and changes it over to a chain saw.]

[Then she waits]

allthefeelings August 23 2011, 00:41:59 UTC

[It takes about five seconds for Eridan to switch over into awake.

Very, very awake. He stops dead in his tracks, a look of horror on his face, holding his hands up.]

O-oh fuck, Kan, come on, please, not again. I'm really sorry, okay, seriously fuckin' repentant and okay, I guess maybe bein' sawwed in half once isn't fuckin' enough to replace the fuckin' future a' trollkind or-- ....fuck, just, please....don't?

[He's babbling. He shuts up. He's not sure he can even kill Kanaya again so he really doesn't know what to do here.]

grimauxilatrix August 23 2011, 21:29:31 UTC

[She raises an eyebrow at him but doesn't lower the chainsaw. Actually, don't expect it to be lowered any time soon]

[But one phrase has stood out to her- maybe being sawed in half once- did that mean she had lived? Or something had prevented her death?]

Are you saying that you have already once been sawed in half? Perhaps by myself. Speak. Tell me what happened after you killed me.

[Sadly information may be more useful than actually killing him (again?)]

allthefeelings August 23 2011, 22:14:02 UTC

[Eridan...eyes up the chainsaw. This is really unsettling.]

Uh...do you wwant to knoww evverythin' or just the evvents you wwere invvolvved in?

grimauxilatrix August 25 2011, 00:48:10 UTC

All of it. Tell me everything that transpired between you killing me and your arrival to this tower. Spare no detail, it may all be important.

allthefeelings August 25 2011, 01:15:53 UTC

Uh....... [He takes a deep breath. The deepest.] Okay. I absconded, first off, only instead a' goin' to join Jack, I wwent and...

[...no detail. No detail. Will she know? He used to tell Kan almost everything, but maybe skimming won't hurt.] I wwent and hypervventilated in a pile and...then I decided to inquire as to wwhether Vvris might wwant to consider bein' my kismesis again, seein' as I had unholy science powwers. So wwe wwere gonna havve a showwdowwn and then Gam showwed up for some reason, all bloody an' wwearin' Nep's hat and Eq's glasses and it sort a' turned into a threewway showwdowwn.

[His speaking speed has increased. He is one notch down from babbling.]

Only then you ran in and you wwere glowwin like some sort a mythological rainboww drinker and wwearin' my cape like a sash around your thorax so I can't tell you wwhether you still had....uh. Had a hole or not. You kicked Gam so fuckin' hard in the bulge he fleww ovver the edge a' Vvris' area in the Vveil, and punched Vvris all the wway across the floor.

[Paaaauuuuse ( ... )

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