Open! Eridan's intro post

[allthefeelings]

Characters: Eridan Ampora and anyone who feels inclined to encounter him
Setting: Dormitory hallways/Anywhere you need him, really; late night
Format: Anything you want
Summary: Eridan arrives, prepare to deal with a mentally and emotionally unstable troll.
Warnings: Swearing. Like a sailor. Ha ha ha.

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[hiivemiindiing]

[ not much going on here. just some adult trolls. people watching. not like they got much else to do around here.

they see you, Eridan. but they're not going to comment. not yet. ]

[allthefeelings]

[Adult trolls. If Eridan wasn't so lost in his own self-pitying haze, he'd be wary of you two. As it is, he nearly walks past them. And then glances. And frowns.

At which point he IS wary because, what the crap, adult trolls, what the fuck are they even doing in the same area as him?]

[hiivemiindiing]

[ and now that Eridan is looking their way? with a look of caution?

a wide, manic grin grows on both of their faces. sorry, their collars are also pretty visible. ]

[allthefeelings]

[The worst part about these adults is that they look familiar and Eridan doesn't know why. Because obviously, he doesn't know any adults. Let alone twin adults.

But, being Eridan, he's going to react with his usual tact and decorum.]

Wwhat are you fuckin' lookin' at?

gawd!

[hiivemiindiing]

[ Pollux moves his head a little to the left, still looking a little amused. ]

Ithn't it obviouth who I'm looking at?

[hiivemiindiing]

[ while Castor moves a bit to the right. ]

You're the only one in the hallwayth right now.

[allthefeelings]

[....what. No, WHAT? Seriously? Duality. Stupid double horns, stupid fucking LISP.]

You're fuckin' tuggin' my fins. Seriously, Sol, wwhat, you fuckin' split in half wwhen you greww up?

[hiivemiindiing]

[ The two of them get up, completely in sync. even their footsteps mirror each other as they draw closer. Pollux to the right. Captor to the left.

circling. ]

Hehehe. Ith that really tho hard to believe?

[allthefeelings]

It doesn't make any fuckin' sense. [He turns his head, in darting movements, trying to keep an eye on both of them.] You're evven more of a freak like this.

1/2

[hiivemiindiing]

A freak, huh?

[ and see how their hands have glowing with that FAMILIAR psionic energy? ]

[hiivemiindiing]

[ and sorry there, Eridan. they're picking you up and hoisting you into the air. ]

That'th not very nithe at all. Whatever happened to rethpecting your elderth?

[allthefeelings]

[ARRRGGHHRR.]

You're not evven fuckin' really my elder it's just this place, noww are you gonna put me dowwn or do I havve to evven you out to the regular number a' you again?

[hiivemiindiing]

I don't know if thith reaction ith better or worthe, flipping out like a fish out of water.

[ hehehe. ]

[hiivemiindiing]

[ hehehe. ]

Theeing how our Eridan getth? Thith one ith loadth funnier. Jutht like KK.

[allthefeelings]

[Twice the troll. Twice the hate. Oh well, he gave them a chance, guess they must be serious.

He decaptchalogues his Ahab's Crosshairs and vaguely aims it at the one on the left because that's how he's holding the rifle right now.

And then his finger closes on the trigger and he fires.]

[hiivemiindiing]

[ the shot being fired off gives them a start. concentration shot, they drop him. ]

The fuck!? Are you shithive maggotth!? You could have killed one of uth!