Aww, Sollux's first power outage

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 Characters: Sollux and YOU!
Setting: Library, near computer terminals
Format: I'm going for prose, but will follow your lead.
Summary: Techie over here has his first power outage, and he's not happy about it.
Warnings: Language due to a very angry Sollux.

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[parappa_strider]

Dave is very proud, and he decides to show how proud he is by shouting back at the top of his lungs.

"HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FIND THEIR WAY AROUND IN THE DARK WITH SOME FUCKING SHADES ON IN HERE." Screaming for silence. Classic irony.

And of course he wouldn't pull his shades off even if he couldn't see shit.

OOC: IT IS ON

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"THEN TAKE THEM OFF!" he shouted back, the irony/hypocrisy practically dripping from his voice. Seriously, you couldn't see anything with sunglasses -- or at least the troll equivalent of them, handy for keeping the retina-burning sun out of one's eyes -- even if you weren't sitting in the dark.

...His shades didn't count. They're prescription.

OOC: YOU BET IT IS

[parappa_strider]

"I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS!" This was actually slightly amusing, though he had been in the middle of something of DIRE importance on his own computer.

And he lost all of his work in the process. All five minutes of it. Whatever, nothing in this stupid tower involving technology looked very reliable anyways, so he couldn't rely on the power staying out for too terribly long. Did that even make sense? No, it didn't.

OOC: IT'S ON LIKE MULEBEAST KONG.

[viru2alert]

You are so lucky that Sollux hasn't caught up on that area of human childhood subculture. So lucky.

"WHERE ARE YOU, EVEN?" Seriously, this line of computer terminals just keeps going and going and going. So much effort spent on lame technology. If the whole place weren't so primitive (that is, resistant to his attempts), Sollux would probably take it upon himself to upgrade them all, if only because he can't stand the state they're in now.

OOC: GROSS.

[parappa_strider]

"LIKE I'D TELL YOU, EVEN IF I KNEW THE FUCKING ANSWER." Yeah, he was lost as shit because this stupid library was huge as fuck and all the noises tended to echo, he couldn't even tell where this stupid guy's voice was coming from.

"HEY INSTEAD OF YELLING LIKE A LAZY FAT FUCK, WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING TO, I DON'T KNOW, FIX THIS SHITTY TOWER'S POWER OR MAYBE LIGHT THE PLACE UP OR SOMETHING. SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE FOR ALL I CARE."

OOC: YOU MENTIONED IT BRO.

[viru2alert]

Dammit. Who the hell is this guy? (Where the hell is this guy? Freakin' echoes.)

"WELL FUCK, IF THE ENERGY GENERATOR AROUND HERE IS AS 'ADVANCED' AS THE COMPUTERS IT PROBABLY SET ITSELF ON FIRE ALREADY!"