Overheard - Man vs Dog

[towering_tart]

Jeff came in from the garage. Sprocket started barking at him. Here is the conversation, I shyte you not:

Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrowrowrowrow.
Jeff: Out in the garage....
Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrowrow.
Jeff: Watching a movie.
Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrow.
Jeff: No, there weren't any other dogs there.
Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrowrowrowrowrow!
Jeff: Well, yeah, but that bitch don't count.

Jeff enters the bathroom and comes out a minute later.

Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrow.
Jeff: Out!
Sprocket: Bowrowrowrowrowrowrow!
Jeff: When I'm good and ready!

And with that, Jeff stepped back out into the garage. Hand to God, it all really happened.
Yep, he's aaaaaalllll mine.