Who's An Evil Auntie?
That would be ME.
My sister and her husband are buying their two-year-old a tricycle for Christmas. So of course Auntie Karla bought him a helmet, knee pads and elbow pads. And the one thing every two-year-old needs.
A bike horn.
Muahahahahahahahaha!
But wait - it gets better. I called my mother to inform her of my purchase, and demonstrated it over the phone. Poor little Sprocket heard the noise and came running, thinking it was a doggy toy.
That was three hours ago. Poor little guy is STILL standing on his hind legs trying to get that noisy thing off the dining room table.
Yeah. I think I've used up all my EVIL points for the rest of the year.
My sister and her husband are buying their two-year-old a tricycle for Christmas. So of course Auntie Karla bought him a helmet, knee pads and elbow pads. And the one thing every two-year-old needs.
A bike horn.
Muahahahahahahahaha!
But wait - it gets better. I called my mother to inform her of my purchase, and demonstrated it over the phone. Poor little Sprocket heard the noise and came running, thinking it was a doggy toy.
That was three hours ago. Poor little guy is STILL standing on his hind legs trying to get that noisy thing off the dining room table.
Yeah. I think I've used up all my EVIL points for the rest of the year.