My Life is in Danger
I was visited today by agents of the CIA, the FBI, and the MIB, and the shocking clues they've uncovered have led to my being taken into protective custody because of a death threat against my life. I didn't want to believe them, until they showed me a classified surveilance photo one of their operatives was able to take of my apparent enemies making plans against me.
Brace yourself, this is terrifying!
Brace yourself, this is terrifying!