useless knee and other complaints

Nov 01, 2004 22:01


I'm not quite sure exactly what happened, but one moment I was carrying my dinner (spagetti on toast, the cook wasn't feeling particulary inventive this evening I guess) into the lounge, I stopped before sitting down to turn on my computer. Next thing I know I am on the ground after screaming in agony. My plate of spagetti was also on the ground, but it wasn't spilt (amazing!). The laptop was also on the ground, up the right way and unharmed. The table the computer sits on however is now an ex table. My brother tells me I tried to use it to break my fall. One knee is dislocated (this happens often, it's nothing new) and a nice bruise is forming on the other knee. I am sick of my knee dislocating whenever the hell it feels like it.  It is rather inconvenient.

In other news, I went back to work today after having a very long weekend, 5 days infact. I didn't enjoy being back, but I did however get to see the results of last month and it would appear that even with a total of 42+ hours away from work and not much time working when I was there, I took more calls than anybody else and managed to meet 3/4 of my sales targets which was also better than anyone else.  So I can now tell management to get off my back and start picking on those with low performance - wankers.

Tanya and I spent Saturday shopping for beads and stuff to make a hairpiece out of. She is going to the races next week and is wearing a hairpiece instead of a hat. The piece we made turned out fantastic! I have tried to photograph it to share with you but it looks like crap in photos but magnificent in real life so you'll ust have to take my word for it.

I was going to get a lot of things done tonight, but now that I have a dislocated knee I will have to remain here on the couch and on my PC. any excuse huh?

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