Tourko's closet

Apr 02, 2011 20:52

List of items Tourko owns:

Blocks - given by Attaturk, missing a few
Red crayon
Dagger - gave to France to fight Osmaniac
Bow and arrows
Pouch of gold coins (10)
Matches and firecrackers - exploded Osm's bed
Tiger plush
Doll named Sally
Blue potion bottle that gives awkward boners
Nazar
Metal collar with evil eye stone in front and ring in back - lost in forest when he turned into a phoenix
Handkerchief guaranteed to block bad odors - got it wet, got rid of it
Top hat
Hitachi wand
Bag of Turkey/Greece noncon shota
Magic wand from England
A heavy picture of Estonia computer
Mini massager that "walks"
Sex pollen - used a fistful on Osm and Mama
iPod
Soft cat plush - named Apollonious, gave to Mama
Dildo - taken by Osmaniac
Poofy dress - destroyed in mud mess
Bottle of sex drug
Sex tapes
Caterpillar named Giorgos - turned into a butterfly, then got squished
Baby bottle
A candy that gets you high
Chibimano's headscarf
Canadian money
A pack of gum
American candy
Hand sanitizer - taken by Osmaniac
Monaco's hair bow
Fem!Romano's headband
Tiny wood carving of a rooster from Mama
Poland's horn
Russia's flask
Spanish coins
Lots of condoms (4)
A bunch of live, dancing rocks
Mushroom knife - Osm took it
Cleffa named Giorgos
A picture of Turkey/Greece
Hungary/Prussia porn - was told that's where babies come from
Yet more penis pops - grabbed a whole bunch of them, we'll say 20
New Zealand dollars
Cotton balls
A pair of oven mitts and a letter - to get a better grip on Turkey
A pair of neurowear necomimi ears
Sunglasses - taken by Osmaniac
A dental tool - given by England
Two horses - Raphael and Anette
Small tin of Netherlands' hair wax - taken by Osmaniac
A NERF six shooter - unloaded at Osmaniac's crotch
Wooden truck
Death Note - traded to blush.gif for a big drawing book
Spain's hat
Recipe for Belgium's gingerbread men
Mama's helmet
Slingshot
Wooden sword
Shield
Ant farm full of Giorgoses
Cat toys - from stop_hacking_me
War chariot - from Mama
Toy ship - from Osmaniac
Marbles - from Lil Neddy
Chocolate coins (9) - Osmaniac ate one
Wolverine costume - from Lil Prussia
A wagon-load of cigarettes - given by Netherlands to trade for five bucks, still a bunch left
Pocket full of gold coins - given by God for cigarettes, gave to Alex
Turkey's sharpest dagger
A fabulous $200 suit that is hydrophobic!
-Pocket knife
-Canteen of water
-Two MREs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal,_Ready-to-Eat)
-Pack of cigarettes
-Box of strike-on-box matches
-Towel
-Flashlight with fresh batteries
-Extra-strength eye drops
Stuffed panda
Box of coffee candy - gave to Turkey
Potion that causes delirium (moving dreams) for a few hours, to make people go away
Three marijuana laced cupcakes
Denmark's tie, which he thinks makes him invincible
Jar of sex pollen
Plushie of cool.gif
Plushie of opa bear - received on his birthday
Bucket of cash
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