✖✖ TARGET LOCKED 001 [ACTION/VOICE]

[capinyourass]

[ Well, shit. Take a look at Xanxus who just woke up in the hotel, dressed up in Platinum disco jumpsuit and glittery rhinestone boots. He doesn't know why he's in this place and he can't seem to shake the urge to get on the dancefloor and 'boogey

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[one_with_me]

[Because his knowledge on the Disco era is minimal, he's just going to stare at that ridiculous getup while he tries to figure out what the hell he just said.]

Bouge?

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY, ON MY ITOUCH

[capinyourass]

[ Xanxus is so confused right now, he doesn't even know what he's saying himself ]

Dude, I'm up in this crib. What the dilly?

No problem <3

[one_with_me]

Silly~ This is not crib!

This is so much fun

[capinyourass]

Bogus!

This is a different crib not my main hang.

Can you dig it?

Aw man, I must be bugging out yo

Isn't it?

[one_with_me]

Dig it? Bugging... Out? You have bugs on you?

I'm so glad my friend showed me this place <3

[capinyourass]

[ facepalm. He needs a translator. He might not get his questions answered any time soon ]

You dogs are a bunch of bunnies.

I need to get my jive back

I still have to read KHR one of these days to know these people <3

[one_with_me]

But I'm not a Capitalist!

Xanxus is amazing * A* But, I bet you'll like most of the characters! They are all awesome

[capinyourass]

[ Xanxus doesn't know what the hell that means. ]

Phoney.

/adds it on the 'to read' list

[one_with_me]

Who is Phoney?

TEXT, he finally learned!

[capinyourass]

Nothing, it's this dumbass curse.

Where the hell am I?

Why am I dressed like...this?

Whoever did this is going to die

[one_with_me]

Well that explains it.

The hotel clearly picked the wrong toy to play dress-up with, da?

[clearly he's having fun now]