Action/Voice 002

[snaaaaake]

[Otacon is trying to get more money. He's already helping Roxas, but hey, he might as well open a stand too. He opened a repair stand!]

This should work.. I wonder if anything even needs to be repaired around here though.

[He puts up the sign, it reads 'OTACON'S REPAIR SHOP! Has your Gadget ever been broken? Or maybe a watch? Bring it here, 10

Comments

[left_hand_rule]

[Insert Welch and her third unpaid chocolate banana, add some skepticism, and wait.]

And what makes you qualified to be fixing things?

[snaaaaake]

I invent and fix a lot of stuff back home.

[left_hand_rule]

Like what? How many pangalactic patents do you hold? Or are you just one of the people who sit on their planet and think they invented it first?

[snaaaaake]

Pangalactic?

.. Planet? You mean there's other lifeforms? .. And I'm pretty sure I did invent some of the things first. Not that I'm proud of some of my inventions.

[left_hand_rule]

Nope. Everything you did was invented first by other people. You're pretty dimwitted for a Terran. Or are you from an underdeveloped planet?

[Talks with confidence and an air of childish snobbitude~]

[snaaaaake]

.. I really, really doubt they made the same thing I did.

Terran? Underdeveloped? I don't think Earth is very.. underdeveloped. I mean, to other lifeforms it might be, but..

[left_hand_rule]

Oooooh. You come from Earth. Tell me, have they upgraded their military to anything since the Calnus was destroyed?

[snaaaaake]

.. Calnus? I've never heard of that.

[left_hand_rule]

Huh. Guess you're from the past, then.

[Note the lack of surprise in her voice!]

[snaaaaake]

I guess so, but what is this 'Calnus' thing?

[left_hand_rule]

Don't you worry about that! So, what have you invented? I have twelve pangalactic patents myself. And, just so you know, that's quite a lot.

[snaaaaake]

Ah, really? Are they just like Earth's patent system?

I've invented a bunch of different robots, but that's about it.

[left_hand_rule]

Not at all. A pangalactic patent is permanent, and it means I've invented things that can't be found on any other planet in the Pangalactic Federation.

And, just so you know...Robots? Just about every other planet did it first.

[snaaaaake]

Hm.. interesting. You're really accomplished if you thought of twelve things that other people haven't in a whole Federation.

.. I-I don't think they made the same type as me.

[left_hand_rule]

Awww, don't worry about it. A lot of guys make themselves boyfriends or girlfriends when they can't find one themselves or they get too old. No shame in that.

[snaaaaake]

W-What?! No, I didn't make anything like that!